Pandemic Pussy

When you been quarantined for too long with no action and yo walls are tighter than the 2016 elections.

A: Oh my god, I got that gorilla grip coochie now.
B: Girl please, you got that pandemic pussy.

by bootyjuices22 April 18, 2020

Pandemic Pussy

When you haven’t had dick in so long bc of a pandemic, that it goes back to factory settings.

Ava: omg I got that gorilla grip now
Carleigh: You got that pandemic pussy

by Carcallz April 17, 2020

Pandemic 10

Someone who looks better with a mask on.

Finally took her out and saw her without a mask on, turns out she was just a pandemic 10.

by Shmelliot April 20, 2021

Pandemic

The government officials telling everyone we need to get serious about the pandemic really mean they need to get serious about it. Not taking the coronavirus seriously has nothing to do with being a serious person or not being a serious person.

Don't let anybody tell you that you're not serious because you don't take the pandemic or the rules/mandates/laws seriously, even if they're a government official.

by The Original Agahnim August 03, 2021

Pandemic

The pandemic is nowhere near unbearable, so if it lasts longer because of people not getting vaccinated, it lasts longer. It's already lasted over a year, nobody that hasn't gotten a vaccine is in a hurry.

There is nothing unbearable about the pandemic. It is a pestilence perpetuated by pests, that's about it.

by The Original Agahnim August 05, 2021

Pandemic

Its a combination of a demisexual and pansexual person. These people do not have limits in sexual choice with regard to biological sex,race , gender, or gender identity but they require an emotional connection with the person in order to enjoy any sexual activities

Im a pandemic, so i need an emotional conncetion with you in order to enjoy making love

by ElLoko July 21, 2020

Pandemic

A person who is Demi-romantic person with Pan-romantic tendencies

“Cool pin, are you Pansexual?”

“No, I’m Asexual Pandemic.”

by 10 Pigeons June 13, 2022