Piloning

Piloning is when a person is walking in a busy setting and stops dead in their tracks, no matter where they are to look at their phone, send a text, take a call. They don't move to the side, nor do they care for anyone behind them, next to them, or trying to get by. This behaviour often causes pedestrian sidewalk rage and should be avoided!

The act of piloning happens when people stop suddenly on a busy sidewalk to use their phone without any regard for people behind them, next to them or those trying to get by

by Mis_cyn November 21, 2024

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Polonizing

Giving unwanted advice in terms of aphorisms, like Polonius from "Hamlet". In the play, Polonius gives generic advice to multiple characters, which winds out being terrible every time. The people who do this usually do not follow the advice they dish out. Similar to, but not the same as, being "patronizing" to someone. As a verb, "Polonize".

A: "Remember, a penny saved is a penny earned!"
B: "Dude, you asked me for 5$ last week which you still have not paid back. You have no right to be so polonizing."

by ObsolenceBalthazar November 23, 2025

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huevos palones

Balled balls in Spanish. Also means lack of courage.

That huevos palones wouldn't even go talk to the stank ho.

by EllmanHolmes June 9, 2010

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Bala palaniyappan

Bala palaniyappan means world's dangerous poison. This poison doesn't have an antidote. Basically those who have a name bala that they always live in a confused state & also they confuse every one constantly. So if u had a chance to see this kind of person in your life time pray to god for a clear mind to handle them.

Example

Boy : I need a boll
Shop keeper : what kind of a boll are you looking for.

Boy : I want a big, long talking boll
Shop keeper : 😲😵 i never heard a about a talking boll before in my life sir. Do u ever seen any kind of that before

Boy : yes all my friends have one.

Shop keeper : Ooo wow can u give me any details where did they brought it from.

Boy : ??!!!!.... All my friends brought the boll from your shop
Shop keeper : (shocked) no I don't have any thing like that... I never seen one before.

Other customer : can u bill this one pls...

Boy : yes this is the one I'm talking about...

Shop keeper : what... R u kidding me this is a talking doll... Not a boll

Boy : ya I asked this from the beginning 😅
Shop keeper : well do u know bala palaniyappan ?
Boy : yes I'm bala palaniyappan ???

Shop keeper : Ooo god... I knew I will meet bala today

Boy : & how do u know that?

Shop keeper : cause my today's zodiac sign says this is going to be my most confusing day in my life.

by John Bosco Francis November 24, 2021

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