A fear of programming; a fear of coding
Derived from the Greek word for "programming": programmatismos
Derived from the Greek word for "programming": programmatismos
My programmatismophobia is giving me major anxiety and a huge knot in my stomach every time I try to start developing a web application.
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A computer programmer or software developer with an elitist, know-it-all attitude. Typically, a proogrammer will come up with the most complicated and impractical solution to a problem (always OOP), merely to demonstrate their superior coding prowess.
"So, Jim, did you complete the simple one-button contact form I asked you to make?"
"Um, of course. I built out the data retrieval class, which extends the base form object class, which implements my custom built button class, and I'm finishing up the second layer of abstraction as we speak."
"Damn proogrammers...."
"Um, of course. I built out the data retrieval class, which extends the base form object class, which implements my custom built button class, and I'm finishing up the second layer of abstraction as we speak."
"Damn proogrammers...."
by michaelhejja October 20, 2008
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Similar, but not identical, to the commonly known "charity bang", a Community Outreach Programme differs from the aforementioned "charity bang" insofar as it involves the systematic banging of numerous women over an agreed time period
Similar, but not identical, to the commonly known "charity bang", a Community Outreach Programme differs from the aforementioned "charity bang" insofar as it involves the systematic banging of numerous women over an agreed time period
Lad 1: Man, landed a grenade there mate...
Lad 2: All part of my Community Outreach Programme bro. I like to give something back - like Chlamydia
Lad 1: Respect.
Lad 2: All part of my Community Outreach Programme bro. I like to give something back - like Chlamydia
Lad 1: Respect.
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by spaceman spiff October 24, 2005
Get the JavaScript programming mug.the 'programmers curse' is a common issue where you learn enough of a programming language that there is no longer any major new information you can learn about it, making it boring, you know how to do most anything you need to in that language and no longer want to make anything in it. This is possibly due to a lack of creativity and or lack of a long attention span, you learn the language and have no creative ideas how to use it in a way that entertains you.
John: Hey a few months ago didn't you tell me you were learning Python? Make anything cool in it?
Kevin: Yeah I learned the language pretty well but now because of my programmers curse, I haven't made anything interesting yet.
Kevin: Yeah I learned the language pretty well but now because of my programmers curse, I haven't made anything interesting yet.
by Hanokite November 15, 2017
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A: Dan said he worked from home on Saturday for 26 hours!
B: Really? John said he saw him out looking at used cars this weekend.
A: Do you think he is claiming hours and he is not working?
B: Oh he may be busy, but not at the job he was hired to do. I am sure his Doctoral Dissertation will be the best in his graduating class based on the hours he’s claiming.
A: He's a real programmatic prostitute.
B: Really? John said he saw him out looking at used cars this weekend.
A: Do you think he is claiming hours and he is not working?
B: Oh he may be busy, but not at the job he was hired to do. I am sure his Doctoral Dissertation will be the best in his graduating class based on the hours he’s claiming.
A: He's a real programmatic prostitute.
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