productivity bun

A hairdo done in a hurry that serves a bigger purpose in life than most hairdos: Productivity. The higher the bun the more productive one will be.

Example 1
Coworker 1: Hey I have a questio--
Coworker 2: Not now, I'm in the zone.
Coworker 1 to Coworker 3: (whispers) I should have known, just look at that productivity bun.

Example 2
"Guys can have productivity buns too. My friend Nathaniel has one, and he's a famous DJ."

by The Real Smashley April 17, 2014

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productive junkie

Lil Peep the rapper was a junkie but since he did shit he was productive.

"Yoooo how can I be high and do shit?"

"Bro you're a productive junkie"

by floccinaucinihilipilificationn April 27, 2020

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Probsuction

A slang term for a sexual activity involving a mechanical suction device, I.e vacuum cleaner. Henry and Dyson models often are claimed to have high probability of self inflected probsuction.

“I’ve just bought this new dyson vacuum, might give myself a probsuction tonight, it will be so sik”

by WhereisRay July 28, 2021

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Productivity Hangover

A period of time in which you are unable to focus or accomplish tasks following an intensely productive period of time.

I got so much done yesterday that nothing is getting done today…I have a productivity hangover!

by UnoKat February 28, 2023

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austral projection

The ability to close one's eyes and feel as if as surrounded by wallabies, kangaroos, and koalas despite actual, physical reality.

A business exchange student in Alabama, Liam was able to occasionally escape the unmitigated political horrors he found himself exposed to by using the austral projection techniques he learned as a teenager from watching Fiona Goddard DVDs.

by BamaBound December 8, 2017

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