Wheel of Prizes

The worst punishment that any living being can endure. Worse than Guantanamo Bay and the death penalty. A circular wheel of prizes that never stops. originates from The Eric Andre Show

"Sinbad endured the 10th circle of Hell , the dreaded Wheel of Prizes"

by blorgusschlongus January 8, 2021

Nobel Peace Prize

The one all the cool people get.

"My favorite guy Hitler got the Nobel Peace Prize and Man of the Year in 1938! He's so cool!"

by atticusnari February 7, 2020

Kanna Prize

A metaphorical award for a person being a total cunt and narcissist. Occasionally this prize winner will be mailed a bag of shit scented, penis shaped confetti that comes flying out when they open the envelope.

"You really just did that? Wow you're a bitch, we got a Kanna Prize winner here.

by TheLotLizardWizzard May 28, 2023

Nobel Piece Prize

Tongue-in-cheek nickname for a congratulatory reward dat involves a chick's giving you some a** instead of your receiving cash money.

Tiffany didn't have any gas-money to reimburse me for taking her grocery-shopping, so instead she gave me a Nobel Piece Prize afterwards.

by QuacksO March 19, 2021