Noble Peace Prize

n. Any meaningless award given by a fawning organization hoping to curry favour with a despot and simultaneously deflect attention from their sordid history.

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So you’re saying the Nobel Peace Prize is also a Noble Peace Prize just like that ghastly FIFA Peace Prize? Mind blown.

The bigger question is why didn’t any headline writers go with “FIFA AWARDS TRUMP THE NOBLE PEACE PRIZE”?

Too obvious. Clever puns should be subtle.

by gnostic3 December 18, 2025

Kanna Prize

A metaphorical award for a person being a total cunt and narcissist. Occasionally this prize winner will be mailed a bag of shit scented, penis shaped confetti that comes flying out when they open the envelope.

"You really just did that? Wow you're a bitch, we got a Kanna Prize winner here.

by TheLotLizardWizzard May 28, 2023

Prize

He's the fearless sweetest most loyal best friend a person could ever have always happy to see you greats you in a way that makes you know you are loved keeps you warm when you are cold makes you happy when you are sad lives and breaths to make you happy if you have a prize you definitely scored he will never leave your side love you tell you die...

Prize loves to cuddle.

by Sandprincess April 2, 2023

she’s a prize

a woman who is known to get with/hook up with a lot of guys but is a virgin

Kyle: Bro i’m about to hook up with emma you think i’m gonna get laid
Brett: Nah man, she’s a prize

by XxNinjaG0xX June 9, 2024

keep ya eyes on the prize

An African-American expression & directive meaning, stay focused, or to not get diverted from what you want the most. It was popular through most of the 1980's.

"You know what's important. Keep ya eyes on the prize, & get that bread."

by Onionhead01 July 14, 2024

go away only you yes you idiot can of chicken eazy antimony-121 chicken runner prize tellurium-127 new assassin dog pug pug pug you

a diamond made from iodine-126, netherite and xenon-131. often mistaken as telling someone to go away.

bro: I found something. Bro2: what? bro: go away only you yes you idiot can of chicken eazy antimony-121 chicken runner prize tellurium-127 new assassin dog pug pug pug you

by Tom TNT May 12, 2025