Nobel Peace Prize

The one all the cool people get.

"My favorite guy Hitler got the Nobel Peace Prize and Man of the Year in 1938! He's so cool!"

by atticusnari February 7, 2020

Kanna Prize

A metaphorical award for a person being a total cunt and narcissist. Occasionally this prize winner will be mailed a bag of shit scented, penis shaped confetti that comes flying out when they open the envelope.

"You really just did that? Wow you're a bitch, we got a Kanna Prize winner here.

by TheLotLizardWizzard May 28, 2023

Detroit Door Prize

Wiping soiled toilet paper on a bathroom stall door as a surprise for the next guest. Not to be confused with a “Detroit Door Stop”which is a pile of feces that jams a door open.

After blowing a grip of coke I ran to the stall to take a shit and did not realize I got a Detroit Door prize til I swiped right on my smart phone and saw the shit streak

by Hot Dog Goblin November 18, 2017

Prize

He's the fearless sweetest most loyal best friend a person could ever have always happy to see you greats you in a way that makes you know you are loved keeps you warm when you are cold makes you happy when you are sad lives and breaths to make you happy if you have a prize you definitely scored he will never leave your side love you tell you die...

Prize loves to cuddle.

by Sandprincess April 2, 2023