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gas powered gawk gawk

Going down on a cock while using one or both hands in a twisting motion to enhance pleasure and maximize jizz production.
Thank you for purchasing your new gas powered gawk gawk. Follow the instructions in the quick start guide to begin using your new gas powered gawk gawk. With proper care and maintenance, your new gas powered gawk gawk will provide you years of trouble free service.

Step 1: Before using your gas powered gawk gawk, make sure the shaft is clean and free from any obstacles.
Step 2: Bring the shaft to about eye level. Misalignment could cause poor performance.
Step 3: Set the choke, all the way until properly seated.
Step 4: Pull the starter handle forcefully. The shaft should begin to inflate. If it begins to stutter, ease off the choke a little.
Step 5: Your gawk gawk is provided with two twist throttles. Use both throttles for maximum output.
Step 6: Now rev both throttles simultaneously, like a two stroke Yamaha, while applying gentle suction on the open end

of the shaft.
Step 7: Continue until completely empty, if used properly, your gawk gawk will remove every drop.
Pro tip: For added performance, press the brown supercharger button located on the rear.
by El Conquistador May 9, 2022
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high powered rifle

A bolt action hunting or sporting rifle that can fire only one bullet before having to be reloaded or chambered again
Why do so many idiots call an ar-15 a high powered rifle
by Pillow928 September 8, 2014
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battery powered frog

an unattractive male with great prowess in the bedroom. One able to keep things hopping all night long.
Man!.....that guy isn't much to look at..... but he's a battery powered frog.
by Jimtara March 15, 2008
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Diesel-powered thunderdouche

A big, loud, brash, All-Amurican douche. A beer-swilling, V8 Hemi of a douche.

He's not just a tool; he's a tool shed.

He's Home Depot.

HE'S TIM FUCKING ALLEN.

Obnoxious, drunk, stupid and always wearing the tell-tale rainbow shades and camo.
What happened to you last night?

We went and partied in a fucking cornfield with a bunch retarded hicks, and there was this one fat diesel-powered thunderdouche who kept trying to fight people when he was blackout drunk!

Holy shit, let's never party with inbred mouthbreathers again!

Agreed!
by leftshoe January 10, 2014
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Powderd Donut

Cumming on a woman's "OH" face and then antiquing her with powdered sugar.
And then I sprinkled her with a little powdered sugar and got me a Powderd Donut.
by Tattoojoe September 20, 2009
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powered bottom

Josh wants to invade Russia that's such a powered bottom thing to say.
by kyyano_ September 11, 2022
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hemi powered dodge ram

a very powerful launch that is ment for the vagina
by PlayDohMan July 22, 2004
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