Poof Tucken

To switch gears while you are farting.

"Did you hear that? I was Poof Tucken into like 9th gear!" Said Josh

by Sir2490 April 4, 2007

poof chicken

a chicken that has the ability to become as thin as paper and slide under doors. Usually when it reaches the other side it poofs up into a human sized fluffy chicken.

Soapo; AAAAA WHAT IS THAT FLUFFY PEICE OF PAOPWR UNDER THE DOOR??
Jooz; ITS MOVINT!!!
Hoona; I THINK ITS A POOF CHICKEN!!
Poof Chicken; *POOFS*
Ooma; It IS A POOF CHICKEN I WANT TO KEEP IT AS A PET SO IT CAN EAT MY OTHER CHICKENS!!!!!!!!!!!!

by handles R sssssssnice April 25, 2017

poof head

some one with a poof looking head. used as an insult too offend somebody.

your a poof head for saying that to me

by matt..mcbean November 16, 2010

poof'n

A term used to describe smoking weed aka pot, trees, erb, whateva.

Hey maine you what you gonna be doing later on tonight?
Poof'n maine poof'n, trying to high as the sky.

by tee-k May 30, 2006

poof parlor

When a man smells like a females powder room. Too much perfume and odorous scents.

Ross Anderson smells like a poof parlor

by FeckwenChebender December 2, 2013

Poof pastry

Its like a puff pastry.. but instead of puffing its poofing and you are a gay pastry.

you listen to coldplay? oh you poof pastry!

by shitshelf March 26, 2009

poof-hitter

An upstanding citizen who simply has no tolerance for homosexuals. This intolerance manifests itself on a Saturday night by going out, swinging a baseball bat hoping to connect with a gay or lesbian.

A group of poof-hitters can be found marching with bats in Sydney's Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras. The poof-hitters in this case are typically at the end of the parade, making the rest of the parade move along just that little bit faster.

Jeff: This year's Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras was over before it really even started!

Derek: It must be the preponderance of poof-hitters at the back of the parade.

by [e-mail] May 13, 2009