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Joe The Plumber

"Joe the Plumber," aka Joe Wurzelbacher referred to in the 2008 presidential election was used as a tool by McCain to make Obama appear as if he were raising taxes for the common man.

In actuality, under Obama's economic plan, "Joe The Plumber" would only be taxed if his company made over $250,000 a year.

McCain used this as spin to confuse undecided voters that Obama was taxing "Middle America" when in actuality he promises not to raise taxes for 95% of Americans.
McCain: "Your going to tax Joe the Plumber"
Obama: "I Only if he's making over 1/4 of a Million dollars a year"
by Woodenfox February 20, 2009
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Plumbers ass

The act of having ones ass crack visible over the top of their pants. Often seen in women wearing low rider jeans. Derived from fat plumbers whose asses creeped out of the back of their pants as they fixed the sink.
She should at least wear a thong so we sdon't have to see that plumbers ass.
by Websters English Dictionary January 25, 2004
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plumb fuckered out

The exhausted feeling you have after having too much sex.
Nacho was plumb fuckered out after his long night of making love to his lady friend.
by Nacho Wolf February 15, 2013
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plumbers toolbag

Cecil baggins and joe gurner are at the gym

Joe : My god Cecil I have just seen a sexy woman doing squats over there
Cecil : where .....wow she is down low on those squats isn't she joe .....so low her snatch has opened up like a plumbers toolbag .
joe : yeah she has an amazing plumbers toolbag
by The double vulcan December 17, 2015
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plum hole

Your father should wash his plum hole
by Plumbius Holingus November 28, 2016
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Thumb Plumb

When a person jams their finger in their butt hole to prevent diarrhea from spilling into their pants
-Dude, is that guy scratching his ass in class?

-Naw man, that guy's doing a Thumb Plumb
by James Rox Sox January 29, 2009
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Purple plum knocker

When during fellatio, after ejaculation, the female (or male) performing the fellatio punches the recipient directly in the testicles. This therefore turns the recipient's testicles purple giving them the look of purple plums.
Dude I was getting head from this smoking hot girl last night...and then she gave me a purple plum knocker. My balls haven't been the same since.
by Funnyudwords April 20, 2013
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