eric peterson

Eric Peterson's are extremely mysterious. They tend to disappear and go M.I.A. for what seems to be forever, just so they can be missed. They will mislead you on purpose just to keep you guessing. And of course, wanting more. They are so sexy that both sexes are attracted to them. They are stalked by crazies on social media and therefore won't reply to your messages hardly ever. Boy! Eric Petersons will get you wanting them down on one knee. Practically salivating as you wait. But, unfortunately, they have huge commitment issues and love playing games as all immature boys do. So if you expect to see a change anytime soon... you're better off planning your own funeral.

"Do you know Eric Peterson?" "No."

by Mrs. I do what I want June 18, 2018

tyler peterson

fucking sexy

that Tyler Peterson is so sexy

by hifhgvfb May 24, 2018

to [peterson] out

To abandon a reasonably successful academic career in order to pursue a life of quackery and sophistry (as exemplified by Canadian psychologist Jordan B. Peterson).

To abandon a reasonably successful academic career in order to pursue a life of quackery and sophistry (as exemplified by Canadian psychologist Jordan B. Peterson).

Giving lectures and grading papers is so frustrating, sometimes I just want to peterson out.

- Is Dr. Jones still working on the bovine flu virus sequencing project?
- No, she petersoned out a few months ago and wrote a spiritual health manual.

by LeoCal87 March 20, 2019

Juliann Peterson Miller

A giant hoe who bangs people in a parking lot

That was such a Juliann Peterson Miller thing to do.

by A rando on the Interwebs October 5, 2019

Imani Peterson

A big headed midget who smokes too much weed and laughs like a pig she lowkey does cocain and is married to julyan spooner

Imani Peterson and Julyan sitting in the tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G

by #mynamesjeff April 30, 2020

lucas peterson

one who is bald and deathly allergic to avacados

shine bright like lucas peterson’s head

by skhfjsjdjsjdj April 8, 2021

truman peterson

Truman Peterson is an Extremely hot guy. He plays football and basketball and is extremely good at both. Very athletic but loves to stay in. And again he is very hot

Omg looks it’s your crush Truman Peterson I think he likes you back!!

by Mckinlee works November 16, 2021