The peterson(or petreson) is a unit of mass originally defined as "the weight of copper you need to steal and then to sell in order to procure a gram of meth". Named after prof. Jordan Peterson. Peterson value may vary depending on your local copper and meth prices.
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Get the jimmy peterson mug.A fucking dope (I mean Jesus Christ guys 🤦 ♂️) "Don't listen to Andrew Tate! Listen to Jordan Peterson!"
Hym "Ha! Hahaha! Okokok... Listen... Andrew Tate... Is a guy... Who is acting out my plan to become better than Joe Rogan... He's saying the things I'VE said... He's flooding the internet with himself like an agent Smith... You're basically listen to me... Jordan Peterson... Is re-appropriating the things I said about your religion... And directing it at 'The Woke' (because if 'leftism' is like a religion then what I said about religion ALSO applies to The Woke)... So, again, listening to ME... It's the same thing! They're doing the same thing! They're both just feeding souls to Yaweh! It's the same! You're listening to the same guy either way you fucking dolt! Except one uses his PhD as justification for being listen to and the other uses his history as a kickboxing champion... Ok. Let me put it this way... You have 2 cans filled with soda... One is a Coke can... The other is a Pepsi can... INSIDE OF THE CAN... Is piss... And what you're doing... Is drinking out of both cans and saying 'Ugh! This Coke tastes like piss! Pepsi is much better! Don't drink Coke! Drink the Pepsi!' Ok? But IT'S BOTH PISS! I'M THE PISS! I'm the piss you're drinking there! Heheheheheheh! Oh my God... I love you Andy. I love this fucking guy. I swear. He is my favorite guy in history... Ever! It's so good. I just can't believe it. Probably the greatest man who ever lived!"
Hym "Ha! Hahaha! Okokok... Listen... Andrew Tate... Is a guy... Who is acting out my plan to become better than Joe Rogan... He's saying the things I'VE said... He's flooding the internet with himself like an agent Smith... You're basically listen to me... Jordan Peterson... Is re-appropriating the things I said about your religion... And directing it at 'The Woke' (because if 'leftism' is like a religion then what I said about religion ALSO applies to The Woke)... So, again, listening to ME... It's the same thing! They're doing the same thing! They're both just feeding souls to Yaweh! It's the same! You're listening to the same guy either way you fucking dolt! Except one uses his PhD as justification for being listen to and the other uses his history as a kickboxing champion... Ok. Let me put it this way... You have 2 cans filled with soda... One is a Coke can... The other is a Pepsi can... INSIDE OF THE CAN... Is piss... And what you're doing... Is drinking out of both cans and saying 'Ugh! This Coke tastes like piss! Pepsi is much better! Don't drink Coke! Drink the Pepsi!' Ok? But IT'S BOTH PISS! I'M THE PISS! I'm the piss you're drinking there! Heheheheheheh! Oh my God... I love you Andy. I love this fucking guy. I swear. He is my favorite guy in history... Ever! It's so good. I just can't believe it. Probably the greatest man who ever lived!"
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