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Ostrovegan

A type of ethical vegan lifestyle and a specific diet, identical in purpose and rationality to a traditional ethical vegan lifestyle, while closely identical to a traditional vegan diet. An ostrovegan diet is what would be a traditional vegan diet, with the exception of bivalves that have no brain and central nervous system (oysters, mussels, clams, scallops).

Ostrovegans are comfortable with eating some bivalves for the same reason they are not bothered by eating plants; both plants and these bivalves have no brain or central nervous system and therefore no known sentience (suffering, feeling)-- being made of animal cells instead of plant cells does not change this commonality. No one goes vegan because they just do not want to eat animal cells, a further reason is necessary; ethical vegans exist because almost all animals suffer, and they do not want to cause this suffering with no human necessity to. Ostrovegans follow and share this goal and awareness of all existent animal suffering.

Ostrovegans often face misrepresentation and false accusations based on assumption. These bivalves are cells that grew but never became sentient, just like lab-grown meat (cultivated animal cells).

Since this diet and lifestyle identically aligns morally with an ethical vegan diet and lifestyle, and this diet is almost identical to a typical vegan diet, it makes more sense to have a distinguished type of "vegan" if only for clarity on moral belief and restrictions.
Natalie wants her wedding menu to be ostrovegan.

Samuel is an ostrovegan.
by Schoolofvegan March 13, 2023
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being outdoorsy

Being appreciative of Mother Nature and all that she has to offer as a backdrop for drinking all of one’s favorite spirits.
Is that a margarita in Meg’s hand? I guess she’s being outdoorsy this weekend.
by Datgirlmarge May 14, 2018
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turds guarding the outhouse

A corrupt police department.
the police department, has the turds guarding the outhouse.
by Dr.Argues@hotmail.com August 30, 2010
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outfoxed

A brilliant expose of the lies and deceit perpretrated by Fox "News", which is just the media arm of the Republican party.
Outfoxed exposes how Dictator Bush is using the media to reinforce his unquestioned power
by neocon killer October 30, 2004
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the ouroboros effect

When a group, usually political groups, start to fall apart from the inside due to their inconsistencies causing internal conflict. Much like the ouroboros snake eating it’s own tail
The ouroboros effect is really taking hold of the feminist movement
by Dr dampness February 8, 2018
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outdoor fireplace

See: California

A place almost entirely covered in fire.
California is a huge outdoor fireplace right now.
by ArtVandelay July 7, 2008
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outhoused

Outhoused (v); A Poker term. When you have a full house, but your opponent has a bigger full house, you have been "Outhoused." Term defined by Greg at a poker game on the 26th of September, 2013
Charlie: I'm all in! I have a full house; 3's over 7's!

Greg: Yeah, but I have 7's over 3's! You've been Outhoused!
by Poker Alpha Male September 27, 2013
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