dont mac me off like a two bob

Cockney slang. Two bob as in two bob bit (tit). this rpoughly means dont treat me like a tit!

Cumon Ray! Dont mac me off like a two bob! (love honour and obey)

by Seany C August 06, 2006

break me off a piece of that kit kat bar

what is yelled after seeing an attractive african american and feel the need to comment.

*shirtless male african american walks by*

"Daaaaaammmmnnn Break me off a piece of that kit kat bar!"

by PicTaker15 September 16, 2009

Jack me off like you beat your own meat!

"Jack me off like you beat your own meat!}" is what I tell my {roomie to do to me sometimes.

Hey Matt, Jack me off like you beat your own meat!

by eda-skip November 25, 2021

pmo me off

"Pisses/piss/pissing/pissed me off me off" Either you're an idiot and don't know how slang works or you're doing it as a joke.

"Bro this tiktok is pmo me off!

What?

by rose toy101 February 03, 2025

lisa me off

Something that makes you mad.

Damn, Donald Trump really Lisa me off!

by foofighters88 March 23, 2018

ts shit pmo me off

when this shit pisses you off but with more volume, can be described as the following; Thocky, Creamy, Thwocky etc.

Why would he take my one of a kind autograph glow in the dark snorkel, ts shit pmo me off.

by 7zipLunch February 09, 2025

The Pooper Scooper Lick Me Off

When you dunk your balls into a toilet filled with shit and puke that has sat there for hours and then let a girl lick it off your balls. PSLMO for short. It can be performed where any toilet is convenient, yes even at a bar toilet or even a minimart toilet

Jimmy performed The Pooper Scooper Lick Me Off on a girl named Grace. Sean did the PSLMO on Jimmy so naughtily that the world couldn't understand anything

by Faid March 05, 2014