Cockney slang. Two bob as in two bob bit (tit). this rpoughly means dont treat me like a tit!
Cumon Ray! Dont mac me off like a two bob! (love honour and obey)
by Seany C August 6, 2006
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"Jack me off like you beat your own meat!}" is what I tell my {roomie to do to me sometimes.
Hey Matt, Jack me off like you beat your own meat!
by eda-skip November 25, 2021
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When something reminds you that you need to off yourself.

Off-note it could be masturbation.
Steped in dog poo while talking to my girl and she just broke up the second, i took the step. Ended that convo with a "Off me later bitch!" - you.
"Sounds like you wanna do her.." -everyone else.
by BigDickLongJohnDingDongFjong January 18, 2021
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Sex that's so passionate, the man's penis gets broken in the offing.
She came so hard, she broke him off. And though he didn't show it, he was proud. But later when he went home, he showed he was hurting and he went to see a doctor. But he added that notch to his belt. Prior to the whole experience, the two had playful conversation, and he, feeling she may think him too arrogant, tried to play off what he was saying, by saying it in a by the way type manner, as he said girl you gunna break me off tonight. He apparently was successful because she laughed.
by Archieb September 13, 2023
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“But ya didn’t have the cut me off” JamesFloppa
by DaPussy_Slaya August 24, 2022
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