Dave

Buttflush the turbo douche. A guy so stupid it takes him 5 minutes to respond to a simple question. Can't be trusted with silly putty; often married for life to women who own ballgags.

Check out the Darwin Awards! So many daves won this year by setting themselves on fire with yarn that I lost a bet!!

by Patricia Bosworth January 18, 2010

DAVES

Another word for the police

Watch out the Daves around the corner

by MATTHEW AKA PANGUS September 18, 2007

[Dave]

To place your finger up the arse of another in an ambush that surprises the 'Davee'.

OMG, he tried to Dave me yesterday!!

by KWa. October 4, 2008

Dave

Person who is a real bum. Just sits around the house and does nothing. First person when you go to a party that finds a beer and then the couch. When you go to his house is either sleeping or sitting on the couch. Has a opinion about everything. Someone who is lazy. Can be used in many different forms.

Can be used as "Bro get off the couch, your'e being such a Dave" Or turn your friends name into Dave

*Walk into a party* "Yup there goes Dave" (Actually "Mike" walking to the fridge and you know eventually the couch)

by dboifresh July 4, 2011

Dave

A useless coworker that spends more time and energy trying to avoid work than he would working. Specializes in white women (fat, gross white women). Poor swimmer.

I gotta take a Dave.

Dave was my partner so I had to do all the work myself.

by Crumbdave May 24, 2018

DAVE

D - deceitful
A - abusive

V - vengful

E - evil

Whatever you do don't go out with him he's a DAVE!

by 0808NAX July 2, 2018

Dave

Slang for taking a shit, with no reference to any specific person. A dave is smooth and satisfying, especially after a long night out with some of the boys.

"Phwoar, I tell you what, that's a banging barbecue you have there. Excuse me, I'm just off to take a dave."

by Gordon Gekko is my God October 9, 2017