dont mac me off like a two bob

Cockney slang. Two bob as in two bob bit (tit). this rpoughly means dont treat me like a tit!

Cumon Ray! Dont mac me off like a two bob! (love honour and obey)

by Seany C August 6, 2006

break me off a piece of that kit kat bar

what is yelled after seeing an attractive african american and feel the need to comment.

*shirtless male african american walks by*

"Daaaaaammmmnnn Break me off a piece of that kit kat bar!"

by PicTaker15 September 15, 2009

Jack me off like you beat your own meat!

"Jack me off like you beat your own meat!}" is what I tell my {roomie to do to me sometimes.

Hey Matt, Jack me off like you beat your own meat!

by eda-skip November 24, 2021

The Pooper Scooper Lick Me Off

When you dunk your balls into a toilet filled with shit and puke that has sat there for hours and then let a girl lick it off your balls. PSLMO for short. It can be performed where any toilet is convenient, yes even at a bar toilet or even a minimart toilet

Jimmy performed The Pooper Scooper Lick Me Off on a girl named Grace. Sean did the PSLMO on Jimmy so naughtily that the world couldn't understand anything

by Faid March 14, 2014

dogging me off

annoying me or being taken for a mug

e.g.

This brooklands college course is dogging me off!

by kaptainkippa December 2, 2013

urinate me off

To make mad; interchangeable with “piss me off”

Television and telephone companies really urinate me off when they constantly overcharge me!

by L1ttle September 15, 2018

lisa me off

Something that makes you mad.

Damn, Donald Trump really Lisa me off!

by foofighters88 May 14, 2018