dont mac me off like a two bob

Cockney slang. Two bob as in two bob bit (tit). this rpoughly means dont treat me like a tit!

Cumon Ray! Dont mac me off like a two bob! (love honour and obey)

by Seany C August 6, 2006

break me off a piece of that kit kat bar

what is yelled after seeing an attractive african american and feel the need to comment.

*shirtless male african american walks by*

"Daaaaaammmmnnn Break me off a piece of that kit kat bar!"

by PicTaker15 September 15, 2009

Jack me off like you beat your own meat!

"Jack me off like you beat your own meat!}" is what I tell my {roomie to do to me sometimes.

Hey Matt, Jack me off like you beat your own meat!

by eda-skip November 24, 2021

pmo me off

"Pisses/piss/pissing/pissed me off me off" Either you're an idiot and don't know how slang works or you're doing it as a joke.

"Bro this tiktok is pmo me off!

What?

by rose toy101 February 3, 2025

Your pissing me off

YOUR PISSING ME OFF LIKE BRUH WHEN I SAY THAT, IT SHOULNT OFFEND YOU AMY, YOU KNOW IM IN A MOOD AND U KEEP PUSHING ME TO MY LIMITS!!! LIKE WHEN I SAY IT HOW COME IT OFFENS YOU WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN OFFENDING ME LIKE BURH, have a good day <33333

me: Your pissing me off.
person: wow thanks

by Athiebear October 4, 2020

pmo me off

This sentence is a weird one, pmo means piss me off, but when they add a me off, you're just saying "piss me off me off" And I struggle to understand how people are using it incorrectly

"Bro this is pmo me off"

"bitch you sound crazy"

by Lucilux September 16, 2025

Fucked me off

Is being fucked on "by a person"

Angelica and Dionne were talking about how fucked me offs are like getting fucked on.

by Angel1994 October 1, 2025