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breath of a thousand cocks

someone that sucks heaps of cock and stabs people in the back to get places.eg job positions.
Fuck me How did Greg the Job as our Boss? Tom replies, Because he has the "breath of a thousand cocks".
by Hoffy buno October 2, 2007
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Cum of Duty: Black Cocks

this is an all new high-tech video game created by a bunch of 8th graders. the gun? oh its a penis. The power-up? CUMSHOT!!!
Cum of Duty: Black Cocks is my favorite video game!!!
by gee uh April 29, 2022
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warms the cockles of my heart

pleases and delights in a warm fuzzy way
it may be an old English casual term
When you paid for my lunch with that big smile it warmed the cockles of my heart!
It warms the cockles of my heart to hear you speak so kindly of your sister.
by Inner Rose January 9, 2017
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Person 1: "Man, Peter is such an assbitch licking cocksucking assbackwards piece of fucking ballpoking asscunt.
Person 2: "Amen"
by Ballmanhood November 10, 2020
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1) The response you recieve if you call my dad a bitch.
2) The perfect way to describe Kolton(Kole) Tillett also known as Bakon the dumbfuck.
Adj. used as an insult to another who cannot be defined by any known insult already used.
To use with women end with three tit skank ass whore
"Kole you are a goddamn motherfucking cuntkissing cocksucking dicklicking scaggy scuzzy sleazy slutty twobit three tit son of a whore bitten bastard"or to a female: I can't believe you slept with my man you goddamn motherfucking cuntkissing cocksucking dicklicking scaggy scuzzy sleazy slutty twobit three tit skank ass whore"
by BitchesAintSnitches June 1, 2022
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Cocktail Of Death

The Cocktail Of Death is the last resort. If you need to work through the night to finish something so vital you are willing to risk death. The Cocktail Of Death is made by opening a Mega Monster and pouring a 5 Hour energy in it.

(WARNING: DO NOT DRINK ALL AT ONCE!!! YOU COULD DIE!!! DO NOT DRINK ALL AT ONCE!!!).
Jake: Jase, pray for me.
Jase: Man what's wrong??
Jake: I need to finish a 29 more page on my research paper, its due in 10 hours...
Jase: NOO you can't its not worth it!!!
Jake: I have to dang-it I need its power. I need the Cocktail Of Death.
Jase: *In tears*

Jake: If something happens to me, tell my family I loved them.
by Makslacker March 1, 2015
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Tiny cocked piece of shit

A man ( or women with a cock) with a tiny little penis, but say they have a big one, and is a super annoying piece of shit when they do.
TCPOS: will you sleep with me, I have a super big cock , you wanna see?
Women: hell no! I just don’t run into relationships right away! Dick face.
TCPOS: but , it’s big!

Women: no it’s not you tiny cocked piece of shit!

TCPOS: Sleeeeeeeep wwwiiiiiittthhh meeeeeeeeeee, myyy cock biiiiig
Women: ( punches TCPOS in face)
TCPOS : ( knock out cold)
by Thehackiasack69690 April 17, 2019
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