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Objectsterbating

To masterbate with a range of objects, that arent pornographic items. Items can include BABY DOLLS, PAPER (beware of paper cuts) A closet door, a key hole (for a small schnitzle) And even Cutting open a grape fruit, or as said in American Pie: TBOL, a PB&J sandwich.
Objectsterbating.
Man i have been jacking off to porn alot lately!

I should pick up Objectesterbating, i can do it with what ever i want!

HEY SIS! I NEED TO OBJECTSTERBATE WITH YOUR BABY DOLL

(SIS) Ok!
by LuckyJACKER69 March 11, 2010
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objectiality

someone who actively has sex with objects
"dude i totally banged my flashlight yesterday" "i didn't know you were into objectiality"
by i am actually a fat cunt January 19, 2018
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Objectcentrism

Objectcentrism is an outlook thats deems objects (as in
"resources") the honour of being the main focal point of social life.
The opposite of which is subjectcentrism which deems this honour to
subjects (as in "people").

Furthermore objectcentrism is the key to creating social equality.

The reason for this is that subjectcentrism models society as a hierarchy
of people and thus affirms inequality.
Objectcentrism on the other hand models society as a heirarchy of objects
and thus affirms no such inequality between people.
"Yo Lary, stop being so subjectcentric or you gonna increase

social inequality! Everyone know objectcentrism in the way to go."
by Ivan Copeland June 10, 2018
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objectioning

a different version of objecting
someone: *objection* *objection* *objection* *objection* *objection* *objection* *objection* *objection* *objection* *objection*
someone else: he's objectioning!
the person objectioning: yes. ;)
by definition-er 3000 December 27, 2020
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objectiful

When you don’t except someone for identifying as a object or no living being
Hey John, May is such a objectiful. He said Mark is weird for identifying as a object
by Long shlong black man January 19, 2021
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Objecticum Sexualicum

While a group of Pervs in H**warts were identifying their sexual orientation, one Perv, mistakenly, cast a spell that would turn any Target into a lover of inanimate objects.

When the Big "D" found out about this, this spell became forbidden.
"I'm in love with this new wardrobe!"
"No...I know something that can REALLY make you fall in love with your wardrobe..."
"What is this...you speak of?"
"Objecticum Sexualicum...but it didn't come from me"
by PDLabs September 20, 2021
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Objection!

Word said when someone is wrong in an argument
Origin: The ace attorney series
by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje May 16, 2022
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