OBJECTS IVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE, pens, pencils, pennies, broom stick handles, hockey stick handles, dildos
by HOW TO SEX HELP AHHHHHHHHHHHH December 26, 2020
Get the OBJECTS IVE SHOVED UP MY ARSEmug. a beautiful video by bruno powroznik stating several physical materials that he has put up his anus.
by dammaisitthatserious January 17, 2020
Get the objects i have shoved up my arsemug. a mysterious item found in the Afro-Ninja escape series #2.5, aka. OMG Scary Room
it vaguely resembles a bow, except for launching "phallic objects"
it vaguely resembles a bow, except for launching "phallic objects"
Dude I was playing this escape game last night and one of the items was this weird bow-looking thing that shoots dildos, they called it a Super Omega King Kamehameha Phallic Object Launcher
by lites_out January 11, 2011
Get the Super Omega King Kamehameha Phallic Object Launchermug. Object Localization is the concept of an object escaping hyperspace to become physicalized. This phenomenon occurs when an entity/object's death boolean is set to 1 or true. It can also occur if an entity/object brute-forces outside of hyperspace and converts into an electron on exit.
Alexandra: Right... So what the fuck just happened?
Bob: It's simple, the chair entered the null class of trans-hyperspacial leveling and experienced object localization.
Alexandra: That doesn't answer my question.
Bob: It's simple, the chair entered the null class of trans-hyperspacial leveling and experienced object localization.
Alexandra: That doesn't answer my question.
by olek0 January 25, 2023
Get the Object Localizationmug. Inanimate Object Empathy Disorder (IOED) is an armchair-psychological designation for people who experience extreme amounts of empathy for inanimate objects -- specifically objects that depict living things that appear damaged or distressed.
IOED describes someone who experiences legitimate feelings towards objects that appear as if they deserve sympathy, support, and even help as if they were animate beings. However, because these objects are not actually living beings, these impulses to care for, help, and support are misplaced. Hence the disorder designation.
If someone if your life continually says things like "awwwww.... that poor x" where x is more often than not a stuffed animal with a missing ear or a tear in its fabric, then that person in your life suffers from IOED.
IOED describes someone who experiences legitimate feelings towards objects that appear as if they deserve sympathy, support, and even help as if they were animate beings. However, because these objects are not actually living beings, these impulses to care for, help, and support are misplaced. Hence the disorder designation.
If someone if your life continually says things like "awwwww.... that poor x" where x is more often than not a stuffed animal with a missing ear or a tear in its fabric, then that person in your life suffers from IOED.
Using the term Inanimate Object Empathy Disorder (IOED) in context: Because my wife has IOED, when she found 2 stuffed animals on the road, disheveled, she felt a burning desire to "save" them and "nurse them back to health" in our home. Now, thanks to her IOED, we have a new shelf in our family room with "recovering" stuffed animals on it that fill her heart with joy every day.
by NewPOV January 22, 2025
Get the Inanimate Object Empathy Disorder (IOED)mug. More commonly known as the Hong Kong Police, these maniacs would falsely arrest and shoot peaceful protestors and innocent civilians while asking some retard to cover up their crimes despite being a law enforcement agency
by A Hongkonger October 21, 2019
Get the Green objectmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025
Get the Material Objects Of Bumbsmug.