OBJECTS IVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE, pens, pencils, pennies, broom stick handles, hockey stick handles, dildos
by HOW TO SEX HELP AHHHHHHHHHHHH December 27, 2020
a beautiful video by bruno powroznik stating several physical materials that he has put up his anus.
by dammaisitthatserious January 17, 2020
a mysterious item found in the Afro-Ninja escape series #2.5, aka. OMG Scary Room
it vaguely resembles a bow, except for launching "phallic objects"
it vaguely resembles a bow, except for launching "phallic objects"
Dude I was playing this escape game last night and one of the items was this weird bow-looking thing that shoots dildos, they called it a Super Omega King Kamehameha Phallic Object Launcher
by lites_out January 11, 2011
what you aren't
by PoliwagPi4554 January 31, 2021
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 05, 2025
More commonly known as the Hong Kong Police, these maniacs would falsely arrest and shoot peaceful protestors and innocent civilians while asking some retard to cover up their crimes despite being a law enforcement agency
by A Hongkonger October 21, 2019
when (often self proclaimed liberal girls) assign inanimate objects she/her pronouns
it seems to be done as a feminist act ….. but haven’t women been objectified enough?
it seems to be done as a feminist act ….. but haven’t women been objectified enough?
i see your yellow hydro flask with a RBG sticker, and compliment it : “oohh, she’s cute”
lighting a bowl and it catches: “oh she’s going now!”
looks at dress in mirror: “she’s giving y2k glamour”
in each scenario, “she” referring to the inanimate object - hence she/her-ing objects
lighting a bowl and it catches: “oh she’s going now!”
looks at dress in mirror: “she’s giving y2k glamour”
in each scenario, “she” referring to the inanimate object - hence she/her-ing objects
by tiktoktarot444 January 03, 2022