numpty

A twat from Corby

a right Numpt

by Grog November 2, 2003

numpty

a man who is the eqivalent to a blonde or bimbo

The villiage idiot

'shit that cop has just caught that guy with crack'

'Wat a Numpty'

by LuciB June 27, 2007

Numpthy

Nump-thee

1. Yummy (food - of a comforting, naughty kind)

"Mmm...this scone is numpthy"

by ChristineABBOTTS October 12, 2011

Numpty

A "Numpty" is an individual who lacks common sense and is often seen doing idiotic acts which usually results in embarrassing themselves. A "Numpty" also lacks the capability to lie as they do not have the sufficient knowledge to conjure up a lie in the first place

John is such a numpty he couldn't even lie to get himself out of trouble.

Did you see that girl Linda? She bought dog food for a cat. What a fucking numpty!

by SpudFace69 May 7, 2017

NumPy

A piece of software used extensively in the scientific community, and whose development team represents the lack of diversity that is unfortunately common in the sciences.

"Hey, have you read the NumPy paper?"
"You mean the one with 26 male authors? Yeah..."

by Jack Jack Ganoush Monkey September 24, 2020

Fuck Numpty

Describes one who shows equal levels of sheer ignorance, annoyance, and raging stupidity at all fucking times.

People who have one too many shots of tequila can be described as a FUCK NUMPTY

by XOXONLYME March 12, 2018

numpty

A term of endearment used by members of an IT team in an electricity company used to describe their now ex-boss.

What's Numpty on about now?

by MILLA03 aka Stuart Millard May 29, 2003