Lumberjack

A man who can stomp colds out with his boots. Lumberjacks are said to be able to benchpress 900 pounds, but that is an unproven myth. Most Lumberjacks can actually benchpress 600 pound sequoia saplings that have been ripped out of the groud by hand. Lumberjacks also have thick scruffy beards. This is to show that they are in fact a Lumberjack.

Near the end of Step Brothers Will Ferrell is dressed like a Lumberjack.

by TheRoundOne September 23, 2010

The Australian Lumberjack

The Australian Lumberjack is a sex move which can only be performed on the 17th of December in the town of Tittybong Victoria, where the male occupant hangs upside down from a rope in a tree in a ski mask whilst receiving a blowjob from a female dressed as Julia Gillard who then cuts the rope the male is hanging from after he ejaculates in her mouth

Guy 1: Hey mate what did you get up to on the weekend

Guy 2: Oh nothing much, me girlfriend and I went up to Tittybong to do The Australian Lumberjack

Guy 1: What the Fuck are you talking about

by Sink cum November 1, 2020

lumberjack

girl with a tendency to bite down during a bj. i.e. to cut your wood.

Andy ended up in hospital yesterday after his bitch turned into a lumberjack.

by Veno-mous boy August 5, 2006

Lumberjack

A woman that takes a lot of wood

You like that chick? Don't waste your time dude, I hear she's a lumberjack.

by Lumber Jim August 27, 2011

alaskan lumberjack

When one freezes shit, then later bangs girl before he jizzes he take poo and inserts into vagina/anus.

Trey: Sooooo whatd you do last night?????!!!
Alex: oh u kno the usual a good alaskan lumberjack session with Amie!
Amie: dick u were not to tell anyone about that!

by Treysuyb June 23, 2009

lumberjack

A threesome involving two guys and one girl in a fingercuff position. The two guys must move in sync in such as way as to resemble two lumberjacks sawing down a tree with a bow saw.

Bobby and I lumberjacked that swamp donkey from the bar last night.

by GSS November 16, 2004

Lumberjack

The fatass bitch friend of a hot girl you are trying to hook up with who wont go home alone, so she wont let her friend fuck you. Called a lumberjack because they cut down wood by both cockblocking and being fat and ugly.

I am so pissed that her lumberjack friend talked her into leaving that party. What did she have to do, go home and inhale a cake?

by Petey Flyy April 8, 2007