single pringle

a singleton who enjoys the single life

'yepp, I am officially a single pringle....... lets go talent spotting'
'you enjoyin your newfound single pringleness then.....'
'o yehh, being a single pringle is the best'

by chickenbitch December 15, 2008

Kraft single

A song that has been so overly processed and manipulated by the producers that the original artist's voice is barely recognizeable. The term was coined by Sirius radio personality Derek Hartley.

Britney's new album is nothing but Kraft singles. It's pathetic.

by leo3375 December 3, 2007

singled out

when you feel like everyone is picking on you.

Kate felt singled out because people referred to her as "pale girl".

by Shitter666 September 17, 2006

single mike

mexican guy who has sex with a plethora of girls in one night and after brags in a douchey manner

last night he was being a real single mike when he banged the whole sorority and then talked about it in third person

by pbhsjobro November 18, 2010

Single player

A person who insists on playing alone even in deliberately social circumstances which prohibit or penalise lonesome players in order to make them cooperate and play together to advance (or make money off of them).

— I like games on facebook, but try to play them all alone.
— Oh, you're such a single player, bro.

by urbansheep December 2, 2010

single tear

A phrase used while simultaneously creating motion by pointing just below the eye and running down the cheek, as if there were a tear there.

Used to express a humorous sadness to another person about something in conversation.

I finally dumped that stupid, asshole boyfriend. Single tear.

by thejfo May 20, 2007

forever single

something i am

i am forever single

by just.hge August 20, 2017