Nonenguine

An object having a fraudulent or misleading appearance; often used in conjunction with penguins.

The nonenguine penguin deceived us all with its tomfoolery.

by Mister Earth January 9, 2008

Noneil

A word used in sandringham environments for when there is an awkward silence or some one has said something un-funny or just plain stupid. Also used when something is done stupidly. Usually said with and action of slapping down a hand on the table or a knee.

Someone tells a bad joke;

noneil!

by Noneilinc. May 9, 2009

noneckahedron

the shape of an overweight person who's head appears to connect directly to their shoulders, without any trace of a neck

dude 1 "was that the guy with a double chin?"

dude 2 "hmmm... he was more like a noneckahedron"

dude 1 "ah yeah, that guy!"

by bucketeer 0))) September 19, 2010

Noney

The lack of having money. Having noney means you have zero dollars to your name (sometimes even a negative amount). A person with "noney" can't even afford free things.

Q: "You wanna come out for drinks tonight?"

A: "I have so much noney that I can't , think I'm staying home for a candlelight, top Ramen dinner, while I bundle up in a blanket."

by Endofcamelsfoot January 13, 2021

nonentity

1. A person regarded as being of no importance or significance.
2. Nonexistence.
3. Something that does not exist or that exists only in the imagination

1. i am a nonentity
2. It doesn't exist, it's a nonentity!
3. Sorry kid but Santa Claus and the tooth fairy are nonentities.

by coca October 31, 2003

noneya

Contraction of "none of your damn business". Can be used whenever that longer phrase would be appropriate

Friend - Where you was last night

Me - Noneya!

by Chizz October 11, 2004

Oh-Noner

Used to describe an erection that you get from something that you never expected would give you an erection. Puts an official name to the infamous "surprise" boner.

Alternate definition: An erection that one WILL receive while watching Apollo Anton Ohno speed skate; it's inevitable.

"It was the weirdest thing. I went to flip the light switch and the static shock gave me a raging Oh-Noner. I had no idea I was even into that stuff!"

by Gorky's Zygotic Glove Puppet January 23, 2014