nob twat

a guy who is a nob and a twat and is head is a nob

wow james is a nob twat

by Sex vibe July 23, 2018

nob flake

some crummy bastard always gettin up in peoples grillz

ya sick nob flake

by ericcartman74 March 8, 2011

angry nob

the result of coordinated cockblocking by your “friends” at the club. This typically leads to a late-night pornbinge and wank out of raw frustration.

“We really felt bad for steering Johnny away from all those hoes last night. He must have left with an angry nob!”

by Snoopy4321 October 24, 2018

nob jog

To exercise ones manhood in a sporting fashion

Look at the bruise i've got on the palm, i've just been nob jogging

by Adam2000 January 13, 2008

nob milk

the white stuff that cums out your bell end

oi want some nob milk
why yes of curse i do yummy ;)

by david hanlabydisclob February 22, 2009

Nob globbed

The act of receiving a blowjob from someone who is sick so her/his flem makes some extremely gross noises in the process of the blowjob

Man my girlfriend was sick when she gave a blowjob i totally got nob globbed

by DankNigz January 15, 2017

Corn on the nob

When you're doing anal, you pull out and there's shit with a sweet corn on your nob

"Oh shit, I got corn on the nob again"

by Bigsink February 19, 2017