Stress hangover

The overwhelming anxiety left over from a stressful event.

Stop F*@?ing asking me questions or I will have a stress hangover!

by Hxkcd May 25, 2016

Delivery stress

Delivery stress is the sensation of anxiety experienced from the powerlessness associated with waiting at home in anticipation of the delivery of goods, most commonly households appliances, scheduled to arrive at an unfeasibly, imprecise time. Some may also experience associated cabin fever due to the inability to leave one's home for fear of missing the delivery slot. Other associated Behaviour includes irrational calling/complaining; excessive coffee consumption; neighbour pestering; post-its on doors; loitering outside home; inability to accept reality of poor delivery services; denial. For those with online shopping addictions, Delivery Stress can be a complicated and all encompassing condition.

My delivery was scheduled to arrive between 07:00 and 20:00 today. I've had such bad delivery stress all day, I couldn't plan my life or even go out for a latte. And when it arrived, it wasn't the organic fair trade quinoa I had ordered. It was unfair trade!!

by Rboum October 3, 2013

survival-stress

stress fear survival compulsion motive tension

Survival-stress is our fundamental motive, it's fear based, compulsive, knee-jerk. Behind everything, this interior tension drives us to think and act.

by Rebelbagwan April 27, 2019

stress goat

To fall over in paralyzed panic like a fainting goat.

Whenever Mat Frenz walks into a room, I totally stress goat.

by gryphoness February 12, 2015

stress muffin

When you are so stressed that you curl yourself into a ball and cry a little bit.

I should be studying for that test but I'm a stress muffin

by stripezandsparklez February 5, 2017

Stress Boner

The erection men get after a fight-or-flight event.

Man, that boulder just started falling, and I was like HOLY SHIT, and I barely got out of the way, and now I have a stress boner.

by mpmaupin November 26, 2019

De-stress

To destress, or simply “de-stress” means relieving stress by releasing your emotions in an orgasm, masturbating your worries away in an attempt to relax.

Me: This week has been crazy, I have to de-stress.

or

X: Where’s Y?

Z: She’s in her room de-stressing.

by LissyCrissy November 8, 2018