by Lijah15 December 8, 2010
Get the Oklahoma Owlmug. A big 12 college located in Norman, Oklahoma. OU is mostly known for its football team, which usually does very well. Lesser known to the public outside Oklahoma is the fact that OU boasts more douche bags per capita than any other school in the continental U.S. It should be noted that a direct result of this douchification is the fact that the university of Oklahoma is OU, instead of UO. And, their mascot is a wagon, which is useful because they need something to carry all of their bandwagon fans who didn't graduate highschool...
by Kate1259 October 5, 2007
Get the University of Oklahomamug. The University of Oklahoma is well known for its football team. This team usually dong-slaps it's in-state rivals, the Oklahoma State Cowboys (who also go by "Pokes" or even "Jokes"), and have very competitive meetings (which they usually win) with the Texas Donghorns and the Nebraska Cornhuskers. The Sooners are easily in contention for college football's national title every year. This, as you can expect, generally translates into an almost cult following by their fan base who use religious terms such as "Patriarch" for coaches and former players and "Saint" for current stars.
The University of Oklahoma's football team is easily the 2nd greatest college football program of all time.
by Soonerfan March 3, 2008
Get the University of Oklahomamug. A large bundle of very small denomination currency, usually one dollar bills or carefully trimmed plain paper, surrounded by one (1) bill of some significance, usually a lone one hundred (100) dollar bill. These are rubber banded together.
The intended effect is to convey that the loser flashing said wad is a man of great import and means.
In fact, the bearer of an Oklahoma wad is usually found driving a car "borrowed" from a friend, relative, or complete stranger, is in need of dental work, and has not paid his electric bill.
This person often wears clothes made of polyester, wears cowboy boots with a fake skin imprint, has badly capped teeth, a hacking cough, and may be seen wearing a cheap toupee.
Although they may be found in virtually any populated region, their origin is thought to the the pathetic state of Oklahoma.
The intended effect is to convey that the loser flashing said wad is a man of great import and means.
In fact, the bearer of an Oklahoma wad is usually found driving a car "borrowed" from a friend, relative, or complete stranger, is in need of dental work, and has not paid his electric bill.
This person often wears clothes made of polyester, wears cowboy boots with a fake skin imprint, has badly capped teeth, a hacking cough, and may be seen wearing a cheap toupee.
Although they may be found in virtually any populated region, their origin is thought to the the pathetic state of Oklahoma.
Ned: Virgil must of hit the jackpot at the Coushatta reservation casino this weekend....did you see the jack he was hauling?
Ed: Hey igmo, Virgil is a loser, and that jack was nothing but an Oklahoma wad. He was still bumming cigs off me all night. What a fuckstick.
Ed: Hey igmo, Virgil is a loser, and that jack was nothing but an Oklahoma wad. He was still bumming cigs off me all night. What a fuckstick.
by asfterbirtha September 3, 2009
Get the Oklahoma wadmug. An Oklahoma Pharmacist is deriving from the pharmacist in South OKC who executed an unarmed, wounded teen
by malcontented liberal oklahoman June 2, 2009
Get the Oklahoma Pharmacistmug. An anal enema using hydrogen peroxide as a form of morning after birth control. Usually administered in common forms of mobile home parks in Oklahoma.
Dude 1: Dude, my sister just got an Oklahoma whitewash.
Dude 2: Really? What were you guys gonna name the kid?
Dude 2: Really? What were you guys gonna name the kid?
by cartmanking68 August 12, 2009
Get the Oklahoma Whitewashmug. 1. The Hay Captial of the World.
2. A horrible little town in which there is nothing to do.
3. A podunk town no one has ever heard of.
2. A horrible little town in which there is nothing to do.
3. A podunk town no one has ever heard of.
by Skippy McGruff February 26, 2009
Get the Inola, Oklahomamug.