The disapointment felt when woken up by a blowjob only to look down and realize it is being administered by your uncle.
by Micro67 May 8, 2010
Get the festering nightmare mug.Unexpected dissapointment. When an expected positive outcome turns out to be exceptionally negative. Refers to an awful sour tasting beer much like salad dressing, disguised as something delicious. It costs $36 a bottle, and tastes like $2 vinegar.
Last night was a real Blueberry Nightmare ....
When I finally got her pants off it was a real blueberry nightmare down there...
When I finally got her pants off it was a real blueberry nightmare down there...
by ianelectro March 18, 2013
Get the Blueberry Nightmare mug.Similar to daydreaming, but instead of thinking about warm happy things you’re probably imagining a dark torture room filled with Eastern European guys named Surgei, or that one date you went on where the guy flossed in the movie theater.
by itspoeticjustice July 17, 2016
Get the Day Nightmaring mug.A sexual act in which (having taken a laxative and eaten lots of corn for lunch) one defecates in their partner's mouth.
Troy: "I heard you and Shirley hooked up last night."
Pierce: "Yeah, she's a freak. She gave me a Nebraskan Nightmare. Best lay in years."
Pierce: "Yeah, she's a freak. She gave me a Nebraskan Nightmare. Best lay in years."
by hectic_scone October 28, 2021
Get the Nebraskan Nightmare mug.A dream that does not illicit fear but an extremely uncomfortable feeling. Similar to that feeling of being in a crowded room of loud boisterous foreigners asking for directions and not knowing the language or able to find the exit.
(From my husband whom is not a pilot woke up and said...)
"I don't want to fly planes anymore, I've been flying them all day this is such an awkward nightmare" (...before falling back to sleep)
"I don't want to fly planes anymore, I've been flying them all day this is such an awkward nightmare" (...before falling back to sleep)
by Baldwinning September 27, 2012
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person 1: Hey did you see how steep that double black diamond was?
person 2: yeah, it caused me a fluid nightmare.
person 2: yeah, it caused me a fluid nightmare.
by wooden man May 10, 2012
Get the Fluid Nightmare mug.A nightmare trail is a mass of usually thick, dark, and over-exposed hair on a person's lower back which leads down their butt crack. A nightmare trail is similar to a happy trail except that it is not happy.
by Lord Galloway December 10, 2011
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