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New Year's Resolution

Something that you decide to do for an entire year starting on January 1st but end up failing after a month.
My new year's resolution is not to swear the fuck again.
by big hm December 27, 2022
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New Years Eve

A night created for people to go out and get plastered. By celebrating the year change on December 31st to Januarary 1st
What are your plans for New Years Eve this year?
by CountryGirl14 January 1, 2015
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New Years Eve

The one time of year everyone gets the chance to stay up late, get drunk and make dad jokes with an excuse. The next day everyone will be making bad pins and waking up at 11 am and wondering what the hell happened that night and why they woke up in bed with their ex.
"Hey what happened last night?"

"Last night? Don't you mean last year? It was also New Years Eve so what do you expect?"
by Unicornpie6666 October 21, 2019
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New Year Alzheimer's

An ailment which causes people to accidentally write the wrong year on papers, applications, forms, etc. It is a very common disease that occurs directly after the new year, and can last for several months.

This disease is rarely a problem, since writing the year on most things is pointless anyways. However, serious side effects can occur when tax returns, college applications, etc. are affected.
Teacher: "You've written 2011 on every assignment you've handed in this month. You do know it's 2012, right?"

Student: "Yeah, I just have New Year Alzheimer's."
by uuyb438iubf February 14, 2012
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New Year 2023

It has happened!
Guy 1: Are you dancing on New Year 2023?
Guy 2: Yes!
by Fire Axus December 31, 2022
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Bringing In the New Year

When you make a horrible decision because of booze
Bryce was bringing in the New Year when he hooked up with Alaina.
by Stallion Vose January 8, 2009
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new year's day

The day your calendar in your room or where ever you keep it becomes useless.
Shit... It's new year's day. Now I gotta get me a new calendar for the new year.
by Longjohns January 1, 2006
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