New Year Nut

You begin to beat your meat and you try to nut right as it hits New Year

Brad “what’d you do for New Years?”
Mike “I stayed home and started of the year with a New Year Nut

by Uejej13 December 31, 2020

New Year Alzheimer's

An ailment which causes people to accidentally write the wrong year on papers, applications, forms, etc. It is a very common disease that occurs directly after the new year, and can last for several months.

This disease is rarely a problem, since writing the year on most things is pointless anyways. However, serious side effects can occur when tax returns, college applications, etc. are affected.

Teacher: "You've written 2011 on every assignment you've handed in this month. You do know it's 2012, right?"

Student: "Yeah, I just have New Year Alzheimer's."

by uuyb438iubf February 14, 2012

New Year 2023

It has happened!

Guy 1: Are you dancing on New Year 2023?
Guy 2: Yes!

by Fire Axus December 31, 2022

New Year’s Cleave

When you break up with your current partner so you can hook up with a random on New Years Eve.

She was planning a New Year’s Cleave that night anyway, so I guess it’s for the best.

by Spoodge McDuck December 29, 2020

New Years Eve

A night created for people to go out and get plastered. By celebrating the year change on December 31st to Januarary 1st

What are your plans for New Years Eve this year?

by CountryGirl14 January 1, 2015

Bringing In the New Year

When you make a horrible decision because of booze

Bryce was bringing in the New Year when he hooked up with Alaina.

by Stallion Vose January 8, 2009

new year's day

The day your calendar in your room or where ever you keep it becomes useless.

Shit... It's new year's day. Now I gotta get me a new calendar for the new year.

by Longjohns January 1, 2006