Internet English, alt netspeak
An abuse of the English Language to make things easier for lazy individuals.
An abuse of the English Language to make things easier for lazy individuals.
by mp213 September 12, 2009
Get the netlish mug.A person that targets and technologically isolates a woman's online activities - either with or without her knowledge, with the intent to manage her Real Life liaisons. Usually through online dating sites, or virtual worlds; the "NetPimp" then arranges for her to hookup with his circle of friends. Either for money or power...or both.
Joe: Dude, I made sure this Betty doesn't see any other dating profiles but yours. Good thing you have, like, 12. She's about desperate now, I've made sure no one's been talking to her for months - go for it!
Dude: Hey thanks Joe! You the MAN - no, you the NetPIMP! I owe you!
Dude: Hey thanks Joe! You the MAN - no, you the NetPIMP! I owe you!
by literalgrrl December 2, 2011
Get the netPIMP mug.Basically its an hentai comic where there's 2 people. Just pretend that 1st person and 2nd person is 1st person's girlfriend.
Then there's 3rd person here. However the 3rd people will devise an plan about taking the 2nd person and turn her into an slave that loves the 3rd's person penis more than 1st person. but at the end. It's too late. 1st people failed to protect the 2nd person. and 2nd person doesnt care about 1st person anymore. She will just call him loser or cuckold. but.... uhm? If you had shock or rage at your mind? Just pretend that 1st person beats up the 2nd and 3rd person.
That's all folks. and PLEASE DONT READ NETORARE COMICS
But if you're addicted?
For god sake. To fix it.
Just go and listen bunch of screamo songs so you'll feel the energy going at your veins. (Spider gang , X , Ghostemane , 7XVN , SCARLXRD , City Morgue , Nascar Aloe , PRXJEK , GHOSTOFBLU , other)
Then there's 3rd person here. However the 3rd people will devise an plan about taking the 2nd person and turn her into an slave that loves the 3rd's person penis more than 1st person. but at the end. It's too late. 1st people failed to protect the 2nd person. and 2nd person doesnt care about 1st person anymore. She will just call him loser or cuckold. but.... uhm? If you had shock or rage at your mind? Just pretend that 1st person beats up the 2nd and 3rd person.
That's all folks. and PLEASE DONT READ NETORARE COMICS
But if you're addicted?
For god sake. To fix it.
Just go and listen bunch of screamo songs so you'll feel the energy going at your veins. (Spider gang , X , Ghostemane , 7XVN , SCARLXRD , City Morgue , Nascar Aloe , PRXJEK , GHOSTOFBLU , other)
by whatever31 March 1, 2022
Get the Netorare (in short) mug.by Enzo Gasparini January 18, 2007
Get the Netniss mug.A fictitious place at the networking group of a North American Fortune 500 company.
So called because it is occupied by team members of the network operations group in the middle of other team members and is about the same effective distance to the network operations team as countries ending in -stan (Pakistan, Kazakhstan, Afghanistan etc) are to the headquarters of said company.
It might also be of interest that Netopistan is not a known google search result. According to Google there is no Netopistan, which is curious.
So called because it is occupied by team members of the network operations group in the middle of other team members and is about the same effective distance to the network operations team as countries ending in -stan (Pakistan, Kazakhstan, Afghanistan etc) are to the headquarters of said company.
It might also be of interest that Netopistan is not a known google search result. According to Google there is no Netopistan, which is curious.
by Peter Winkler April 25, 2008
Get the Netopsistan mug.Bro, I neti potted that chick, I had half of my dick up her nose and it sprayed out the other nostril like a hose.
by Christopher_aaron April 4, 2017
Get the Neti pot mug.Someone who hates Christian churches and Christian people, this includes Morman Churches and Mormon People.
“William hated Richard just because he was Christian.” William hating Richard just because he was a Christian makes William a Neroist who supports Neroism.
by Joe_biden420 August 22, 2022
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