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Cheeky Nandos

Cheeky Nandos is when one visits the chicken restaurant chain 'Nandos' with a group of friends (top lads) who are in a high spirited mood making jokes (banter). You are probably already out in town, maybe drinking (on the lash) and you may feel hungry (proper peckish mate, hank marvin) so someone suggests a meal at Nando's. Everyone likes Nando's so the person suggesting Nando's will be congratulated (you fucking ledge, top lad). Because in Nando's, there is a tendency to overorder on food or order food which is too spicy, finishing a meal can sometimes require perseverance and stamina. When one finishes a 'Cheeky Nando's' they may again be congratulated (smashed it lads, fucking bossed it). It is the spontaneity and high spiritedness that defines this as a 'Cheeky Nando's'. A Cheeky Nandos would generally not be pre-planned.
Gaz: "Lads I got some mulla on my gift card let's have a Cheeky Nandos"

Ryan: "Gaz u ledge"
by Kanthandlethebantz May 22, 2015
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Neanderthal

Often called a "Leah". An idiotic human who spends their time hurling abuse in the street because that's all they can do. Their language revolves around the word "fuck", and they insult people who are smarter than them through jealousy and envy.
Often know for 'sponging' off the council, and most of the time they live in a council house because of lack of funds and lazy, idiotic parents.
"Shit. Get away from that Neanderthal, they may take you wallet"
by SanchezForPresident May 15, 2005
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Neanderthal

White men who like to use violence to get their way with people because they lack any real intelligences. They are usually boomers, bikers, gang members, mobsters and racists.
Billy: You know the Neanderthals died out thousands of years ago

Mandy: No they didn't, I saw one yesterday on a Harley bike
by Mix Master Mason June 22, 2020
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Neanderthot

A young girl whose primal instinct is to act like a hoe to attract as many mates as possible in a desperate attempt to fill the hole that her drunk, dead-beat father left. Typically found in the front row at bass music events and hip-hop shows wearing as little clothing as possible, even in sub-zero climates. This wild beast is known to carry many different types of diseases so be very careful when coming in close contact.
"Bro, you going to that all ages Borgore show?"
"HA! Yeah fucking right, man. That shit is gonna be wall-to-wall Neanderthots."
by DamnReptiles! February 25, 2015
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nanda

(guys, this is a surprise im trying to make for my girlfriend. would you mind letting it pass? thanks!)

the true meaning of love. that person who makes your heart jump out of your chest just by saying "hi". that person you know will be there for you, that person you can trust with your eyes closed. the most caring person ever, who makes you feel like you're the only one in her world.

a person who means the world to you and, by that, ends up being your sky.

i couldn't be happier for having you, babe. i love you endlessly. ♡
how could i not fall for her? she's such a nanda. ♡
by sun☀️ January 22, 2020
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Nanduuu

Coolest, most badass person you would meet.

Need a laugh? Go to Nanduuu
Need a hug after a crisis? Go to Nanduuu
Need a shoulder to cry on? Go to Nanduuu

She has the heart of an angel and the cutest demonic laugh. You will be the luckiest person ever if she accepts you as a close friend. A lover of booty and the jiggle produced on spanking it, she can be scary sometimes. Her sidekick is a cute little rabbit (named after the fastest broom of circa 1991) who just doesn't give a fuck about anything.

Having the most euphonious voice one can hear, her perfectionist nature and creativity have created magical art from time to time. Keep her close if you ever happen to meet one.
Floki: Lets head to the cruise ball tonight. I heard some extremely talented singer is performing.
Shlaka: Yeah dude, haven't you heard of her before? She is the one and only Nanduuu.
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Nandish

Nandish is a real life ninja god. They are like Bruce Wayne in public, but secretly Batman.
Wise, master of all trades and ridiculously good in bed. But they are very reserved in love as they don't trust people easily.

Sometimes they make lame jokes from time to time.
That guy is so Nandish bro, wow.
by Sonpari November 26, 2021
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