Sleep

The main reason you’re late to school or work 24/7.

I should have gone to sleep earlier, now I’m late for work!

by Winteroses February 7, 2019

Sleep

What you do during school

Normal people At school: *learn*
Me: * sleeps through entire lesson*

by Astaroth.axxe February 2, 2016

Sleep

Sleep is the cousin of death.

Always sleep with one eye open cause sleep is the cousin of death.

by bluelaser187 April 25, 2016

Sleep

Something over half the population of human beings can't do properly

Dude 1: Did you sleep well last night? You look dead
Dude 2: No I actually did not

by jeef1012 January 30, 2019

sleep

saying that you are about to sleep but still scrolling through your texts or social networks (twitter, facebook, instagram etc)

Fadilah says to Dania that she is going to sleep , so she goes to her twitter's timeline to tweet. (Fyi the reason for tweeting is to prove that she in the state of sleep)

by Fadilah January 5, 2014

Sleep

What you should be getting right now instead of being on this mf phone 24/7

GO GET SOME REST BECAUSE YOU'LL END UP LOOKING LIKE A ZOMBIE!
Now get to bed and sweet dreams~

NOT YOU STILL BEING HERE😒

Person A: i feel so sleepy today
Person B:Yeah because you haven't been getting any actual sleep these days-?

by _ nknown X May 21, 2022

sleep

what comes after a good wank

I've spent only 18 hours watching porn and masturbating myself to death :( it's time to sleep.

by SexyTimeAgain69 April 18, 2017