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nickelback

A sex act in which a roll of nickels is used as a strap-on. After the act is completed, the receiver then urinates (or defecates) the nickels out onto the back of their partner.
My girlfriend demanded I stop listening to Crazytown and come into the bedroom immediately because she was in the mood for a nickelback.
by SidewaysPanties September 23, 2008
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Nickelback

To nickelback is to manually stimulate by means of the "peeler" while sobbing uncontrollably to garish music such as Nickelback.
"I can't believe mom caught me nickelbacking again. It is soooooo embarrassing."

"What a shitty day. I can't wait to go home and Nickelback."
by cutty024 December 15, 2012
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nickelback

An object which has no purpose, utility, or benefit to any job, task, or problem.
A glass hammer. A paper condom. A fire proof match. A Nickelback.
by SoggyB December 14, 2012
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nickelbackin

when one, no matter of geographical location pretends to be canadian, even resorting to drinking labatts blue, pulling his teeth out with pliers to make it look like he plays hockey, & crimping his poodle mullet at sunrise while blasting granola rock.
yo chad i saw your brother at the hockey game straight nickelbackin with his girlfriend from nova scotia. Go canucks!
by canuck blaster 1 April 20, 2010
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Nickelback crack

Mountain Dew, Monster, or any other high-sugar caffeinated soft drink to which white males aged 15-35 become addicted while listening intently and crying softly to the songs of Nickelback and Linkin Park.

Popular in suburban America but can be found elsewhere.
Trevor: “Yo Kyle’s put on a lot of weight since the summer started.”
Mikey: “Yeah bro, his girlfriend dumped him so he’s been playing cod and hitting that Nickelback crack.”
by daltonjfk September 1, 2019
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Nickelback

Another term for a "Fake Friend" someone who constantly brings you down for their own enjoyment.
You are such a nickelback
by ZS10 March 17, 2021
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