nerf nerf

the sound u make to someone when a person that is much dumber then u makes a mistake

justin: i thought hawaii and alaska were right next to each other
jake: nerf nerf, thats only on a U.S. map

by bigpimpin09 September 20, 2005

Nerf Sword

Mr. Dec's sword used in Halo 2 that is unable to kill anyone.

Further see other nerf weapons he has used.

"Damnit i just hit you with my sword! WTF its a fucking nerf sword it cant kill shit and my friggin nerf greands dont do anything!"

by boo sloo whore and a half December 30, 2004

Nerf-Cat

A simple reply to a comment about a happening that you do not care about, does not affect you,however; saying I dont care would hurt the other persons feelings.

Meip: hey i finally got my new macbook
Brad:(thinking how this dosent really matter) nerf-cat...
Meip: oh...ok...(changes subject)

by B-rad Beatz July 29, 2011

Nerf Bars

Steps to add-on to your jacked up truck so people can easily get into it.

"She had to use my nerf bars to get into my truck!

by J.R. the monster October 9, 2016

Nerf turf

The space between the nutsack and poop chute

I wiped and got poop on my nerf turf :(

by Steen888 April 15, 2017

Nerf Battle

A segment of a Nerf War in which 2 people are shooting at each other. Lasts until one player retreats.

“They had a nerf battle so intense, it was the highlight of the War.”

by THE ANONYMOUS FIGURE May 2, 2018

Nerf dick

A soft, small or unexpectedly small dick

John: fuck you
Bob: lick my balls
John: no your mom is already licking my balls

Bob: yeah she not sucking you dick because you have a nerf dick

by The man the myth the legend May 19, 2018