a form of blindness resulting from having travelled to a remote part of the planet, under very difficult conditions, only to realise that there's a tour group there. Expatriate myopia causes you to not see the tour bus, the group or any individual that may remotely come from where you're from. It's often accompanied by deafness. Usually contracted by backpackers...
Diane developed expatriate myopia in Bakit Lawang, having arrive there after a 23 hour bus trip, only to find that every room was taken by Australian Year 12 students on schoolies.
by Normally Light Fingered February 3, 2010
Get the expatriate myopia mug.Japanese origin. Colloquial expression of frustration, anxiety that can't be nipped, keeps burning, especially about things should have been taken care of already.
Sato "Did you hear from ur brother in Santa Barbara?"
Shinya "Nada, yet. Sherpa fire is not out either."
Fumin "U must be suffering yaki moki, then."
Shinya "Ya, cant take a nap in the midnight."
Sato "Use s'mo Bud. Nipperkin nips anxiety."
Shinya "Nada, yet. Sherpa fire is not out either."
Fumin "U must be suffering yaki moki, then."
Shinya "Ya, cant take a nap in the midnight."
Sato "Use s'mo Bud. Nipperkin nips anxiety."
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Get the yaki moki mug.A type of troll that sits under desks all day. It has a fear of women and a cackling laugh. it's ugliness is complemented by a micropenis. some believe they are malformed aliens cast off by their brethren.
Person 1:"Damn that looks like a Moki living under that desk. You can barely make it out under those monitors."
Person 2: "Is that why those finger cots are filled with semen?"
Moki: *cackling*
Person 2: "Is that why those finger cots are filled with semen?"
Moki: *cackling*
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Grandpa: Hey sexy lady I got a U-Haul, wanna mook?
Grandma: I was hoping you'd ask! I'll get the fuzzy pink dildos.
Grandpa: Okay I'll be waiting in the truck to start mooking!
Grandma: I was hoping you'd ask! I'll get the fuzzy pink dildos.
Grandpa: Okay I'll be waiting in the truck to start mooking!
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