When two people performing oral sex on each other simulaneously shit their pants.
Jayson and Steve's date was going so well, until it was ruined by Mutually Assured Blumpkin.
by MANvsBlumpkin August 28, 2012
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Where two guys face each other, wanking off, and try to have both ejaculates collide in mid-air, thus averting catastrophe.
Shall we save the world again tomorrow, Bill?

...from mutually assured destruction
by Big Pawel April 20, 2008
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mutual interest

What we share alike.
In a relationship I am looking for someone with mutual interest as me.
by _getthaagun_ November 16, 2017
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mutual oral sex

Me and my wife had mutual oral sex last night and it was really good.
by ORIGINATEDGENIO June 19, 2017
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A circle jerk bunch of people who stroke each other, while each individual maintains an interest mostly in his/her own good feeling.
In search of a boost after a down month, Peggy submitted an application for Sue's local mutual admiration society. She concluded with, "I know we've never met-- but your hair looks great!"
by FustyBaloneyFlaps February 11, 2014
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teachers call it MAD
when two countries come to an understanding that if one country launches an attack the other will retaliate with equal force
when jenifer gillbert walks into a class room
by Doughboy September 2, 2003
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mutual break up

Something you’d say if you get dumped.
Hey we had a mutual break up.
Yeah right 🤦🏻 ♂️
by Facts01 November 27, 2018
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