Muggeridge

People who drink hard liquor at a bar or bar and grill before noon and brag about it or think its propper.

Peep that "muggeridge"(ausie accent applied),did he just ask what kinda vodka this o'charleys has, is it like 11:15am?

by Joel Book October 9, 2008

waffle mugger

(verb) to shove waffles in ones anus. that eat it out with no hands

frank and pat did some "waffle mugging" later that day

dude, "waffle mugger" is fucked up

by faggenspackle December 21, 2008

You're Gettin Mugged Kid

No, you're getting mugged.

Ahh! How the hell does that even work!? (You're Gettin Mugged Kid skit from asdfmovie)

by asdffan August 19, 2021

ya mum got mugged

When your mum or someone else close to you gets murked.

"Hey, where'd my mum go?"
"ya mum got mugged!"
"Where?"
"Up your mum"

by Hopix January 18, 2007

muggerfucker

someone that is a fuck that mugs you.

jeff mugged sally and i seen it happen so i said wow your really bein a muggerfucker

by E.S.S bitch June 12, 2010

to get mugged off

Having someone masturbate you with one hand, then catching the jizz in a mug that they are holding with the other.

"I met an interesting girl/boy last night. Gave me a right good old mugging off."
or
"I was down at Whatever Bar this weekend. The number of people who were looking to get mugged off was surprisingly low" / "Really? There must be a mug shortage in town".
or

"Had a disappointing evening. Got mugged off with a flimsy plastic cup." / "Well, ceramics is a dying art."

by autodefa June 14, 2015

Mudget

Mudget is a fucking midget...

My bother is a 4'2" MUDGET that is fucked up....

by Dude Guy December 29, 2004