Muffler

A cushy office seat designed to muffle your farts

Nobody can hear me farting in my cubical because I have a pretty good muffler.

by skidmarx88 May 4, 2011

cum muffler

Someone who rapidly dives headfirst into a masturbator's crotch to deflect the emerging cum before it hits the ceiling with an audible splat.

I'm ready to blow any minute...will someone please get me a cum muffler?

by crapicarplips April 8, 2003

muffle

To toss a salad of a man or woman, while writing poetry

Me: Have you seen my pen?
Friend: Yeah, I used it last night when I took that waiter home and we muffled.

by Dirt Slagmolen September 29, 2008

muffle shuffle

The act of banging a woman.

Johnny: Yo, what happened on your date?
Me: I did the muffle shuffle with Margaret!

by Dick Prospersous December 16, 2010

Detroit Muffler

While someone is tossing your salad you let out a hot, smelly fart in their face.

"She was my tossing my salad so I gave her a Detroit Muffler."

by emtsquared November 2, 2008

muffler

A man used as a cover for a lesbian. Think of it as a buffer for her carpet munching tendencies

Your dad is a real muffler, eh?

by irascio January 6, 2008

gook muffler

the huge coffee can looking thing on the back of hondas and toyodas that sound like my weed wacker at home

look that car has a gook muffler on it

by hillbilly123456789 January 19, 2006