The capitalism board game to ruin friendships so maybe this is why woman shouldn’t have ruin friendships for men also fuck woman monopoly I don’t wanna give you no extra 40$ for being a woman
Joey: Hey what should we play?
Mark: Let’s play monopoly
Carl: Ok
(2 years later)
Carl: yay I won how much has it been by the way?
Joey: 2 years
Mark: how tf has it been 2 years?!?!?!
Mark: Let’s play monopoly
Carl: Ok
(2 years later)
Carl: yay I won how much has it been by the way?
Joey: 2 years
Mark: how tf has it been 2 years?!?!?!
by FrankieTheNOOB1 January 23, 2022
Get the Monopolymug. When a person tries screwing with someone's head by making up a random words, putting them together and persuading them it means something very important even though its just gibberish. Created by Soly Mehdyzadeh and promoted By Steven Goltche and SaSha Mehdyzadeh".
Please make sure that this word is added as soon as possible. I greatly appreciate this, Sincerely Steven Goltche.
Please make sure that this word is added as soon as possible. I greatly appreciate this, Sincerely Steven Goltche.
Monopoly is when you say to someone, "Sir please don't forget to tell the guy who brought the book back to the yard after three o'clock because if you don't its going be a big problem for him like last week when he fell on the floor and broke his head on the floor next to the park by the trees and birds".
by Esteven Gogeh December 26, 2008
Get the Monopolymug. The act of being so uncool that you are sarcastically accused of owning all the pussy in that proximity. This can be used in many instances, shitty outfits, shitty vehicles, vaping, ordering fajitas, backing into parking spaces..
(Watches someone holding up traffic so they back their F350 into a spot at Outback Steakhouse) Hey this dude has a pussy monopoly, save some for the rest of us!
by BigDaddyRy October 19, 2023
Get the Pussy Monopolymug. That one salty bastard in your family who loses everytime; is usually fat, ginger or light blonde and gets bullied in school. Would spend £90 on a DLC for Cadburys if there was one.
Fatfuck: I don't wanna play monopoly! It isn't Minecraft!
Parent: *slaps* People who dont want to play Monopoly are a fagghot.
Parent: *slaps* People who dont want to play Monopoly are a fagghot.
by Abusive Shit Bastard January 4, 2018
Get the People who dont want to play monopolymug. by Thegamers1222 March 18, 2023
Get the russian monopolymug. It's not a monopoly but what you are doing is obvious. You are rejecting my assessment of the situation and making up a different. And alternate reality as you speak.
Hym "So it has nothing to do with a monopoly or monopolizing anything. You just want me to empathize with rape victim and that just isn't how empathy works. There is no more in the tank. And now that the senators are dead what consolation do their families have other than 'It's OK because we're just going to pretend he didn't have anything to do with it.' You're a fool and a zealot taking out your frustration about my ability to rape women out of me and using a mental retard as a cudgel. I'm just going to murder someone's kid over it if am not paid for the time you've wasted and the credit you've different."
by Hym Iam July 1, 2025
Get the Monopolymug. .
by FrenchVanillaSake February 27, 2025
Get the 《¤》Monopoly《¤》monoUpoly《¤》monopolY《¤》mug.