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monopoly

its just like real life but in game edition you just have to get money from other things and you owe money to other properties
You: wanna play some monopoly
Friend: IV'E PRACTICED FOR THIS IN REAL LIFE
by nicku1006 July 16, 2025
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gene pool monopoly

When one's family tree resembles a straight line - there is a clearly defined line running down to up but nothing much intersecting to provide movement to the left or right. This phenomenon is most commonly observed in eastern Utah and parts of the Deep South - those other pockets do exist.
Dude, welcome to Utah County, home of the Sister Wives. Hey, I might be a redneck, but even I'm not down with gene pool monopoly. Get me the hell out of this Truman Show.
by Lovell from UT November 5, 2010
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Monopoly

A game that is usually portrayed as a family board game that is fun to play with you and your friends or family. The thing is, they lie. Monopoly is actually a game of deceit and warfare. And you'll be known as the guy who lost to Luxury Tax.
Dave: Wanna play monopoly?
Alex: I would play any other game.
Antonio: Come on, it'll be fun! ...luxury tax
Alex: THIS IS WHY I DON'T PLAY MONOPOLY
by LazyGamer7224 June 26, 2023
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Monopoly

The school system has a monopoly on fuckwits.
by bakedkookies November 3, 2019
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Japanese Monopoly

When a drag queen defecates on your chest during intercourse.
Jonathan requested that Lady Petra perform a Japanese Monopoly on him whilst he lay on his back
by katsuwhiterice October 27, 2021
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Monopoly Food

Food that is purchased at an establishment in which there is only one nearby food seller or all nearby food sellers are owned by the same organization. This is often seen at theme parks, ski resorts, and zoos. One can say that this establishment has a monopoly on food in that area and can/do charge ridiculous prices for their food.
I fucking hate monopoly food! I had to pay $16 for two sandwiches and a soda.
by el reverendo timo January 2, 2009
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Monopoly

The reason my family is broken, and my friends hate me.
by Jkdeeznuts May 4, 2022
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