monopoly

it's what you tell your mom your doing at your boyfriend or girlfriends house when she calls

(cell rings)
You: Damn, it's my mom (answers cell angrily) What?
Mom: what are you up to?
You: uh..playing monopoly
Mom: ok, i'll talk to you in the morning (hangs up)
Your Boy/girlfriend: Dude you just lied to your mom
You: I know, so shut up and bang me

by i.think.your.hot.you.think.i'm. hot.so.bang.me December 29, 2008

monopolize

to take up all of ones time playing monopoly.

I hate it when you come over and monopolize my weekend.

by katdid October 16, 2008

monopoly

a board game that is fun to play when your bored rigid out of your skull and ready to stab anyone that annoys you...of if its a rainy day

person 1:do you want to play monopoly?

person 2:i want to be the dog i never get to be the dog!

by crowie July 31, 2006

i just wanted to play monopoly

Messed up story on youtube, just look it up and listen for yourself.

I watched i just wanted to play monopoly and it was messed up.

by CreepyStuffFinder May 11, 2018

monopoly

(1). Microsoft Corporation
(2). Microsoft Corporation's operating system, Windows

The only people who support monopoly are those who work for one or have been bought out by one!

by boarder8925 September 11, 2003

monopoly

expression used by high school dropouts to describe something of extreme coolness.

Fuck dude, that shits monopoly.

by baylie April 12, 2008

monopoly money

Monopoly Money, serious business.

Money that was not paid for, that does not exist in a real form, is of no true worth, is related to the board game Monopoly™, or an in-game video game currency used for purchasing game items that are not transferable for real money.

Most popular association is that of Monopoly Money, used in the game Monopoly™

by SibSpi September 17, 2007