monk day

A day of your life that goes so horrifically bad that it drives you to leave your home and emigrate to the Nepalese mountains and see out your days as a monk in peace.

Today has been so bad, I have already looked at flights to Nepal, if i get home and catch my wife cheating again this will be a monk day

by The banter August 10, 2016

Monk punch

When your having sex and you punch the girl so hard she passes out

Yo I was with this girl and she asked me to monk punch her, and I did and she just passed out.

by Babywithgrenades July 31, 2019

Monk Land

A Minecraft realm created by me.
My friends play it.
We are monkey.
We pog gmear.

"I am weird"
"Oh, you must play Monk Land"
"Oh yes, agreed"

by maxeylol January 19, 2021

Monk Hill

being On toppa monk hill refers to ones ability to ignore women or get ignored by women.

Fatty on toppa monk hill fr

by Jettypoo February 26, 2023

Monk Lips

A term to describe somebody with big lips and a hidden gay like qualities. Preferably people named Robert,Rob,Bobby,Bob, Robin or Roberto

Look at that bitch with monk lips thinking he’s straight.

by Dr Huy Ash March 26, 2023

Monk Mentality

The mentality one has to use to win low elo league of legends games.

Ogima starting using the "monk mentality" to win his lane and carry the game.

by Ogima October 30, 2023

monk mode

monk mode is a state of heightened asceticism and unwavering concentration on one's personal ambitions, physical well-being, and long-term aspirations, characterized by the rigorous exclusion of extraneous distractions and external interferences

These girls be wildin’, it’s time to go monk mode and focus on me.

by bassett July 1, 2024