the boss wants us to do way to many things. i say we MILK the first job and the go to lunch right after.
by jonnycockryn February 8, 2009

To milk a guy, one dude sticks his middle finger up another guy's asshole and massages his prostate making him leak pre-cum and then semen -- said to be good for the prostate, and very pleasurable. Also called "forced orgasm" or "hands-free orgasm."
by USAF Cadet January 13, 2021

Woman 1: hey so is your neighbor still stressed out about the test?
Woman 2: no he feels a lot better now that i milked him.
Woman 2: no he feels a lot better now that i milked him.
by MIssissilpiTeddy December 11, 2017

damn, this jolt gum is milk
this damn slot machine milked the money out of me
you fucked my gramma? are you milking me?
this damn slot machine milked the money out of me
you fucked my gramma? are you milking me?
by hamboy May 3, 2003

The thick, white, creamy smoke substance that will arise from the sacred RooR in such as a scenario as someone burning WEED IN THE BOWL of a bong whilst taking a fat rip.
by Fucking ChronicMcNabb420 August 24, 2009

by hollywood doc September 20, 2006

The favorite drink of white people. It most commonly is the beverage of choice with their every meal, even when it doesn't seem as it should be. Many black people are puzzled and disgusted by this obsession. Their abuse of milk could serve as a great indicator to why whites emit a similar odor when stressed.
Me: Hey wanna get breakfast tomorrow morning?
Billy: No way! I had so much to eat for dinner, there's no way I'll be hungry in the morning.
Me: Really? What'd you have?
Billy: Oh man, I had pizza, steak, baked potatoes..
Me: Wow.
Billy: ..and a HUGE glass of milk.
Me: Wow!
Billy: I know right? SO good.
Me:(mumble)That's so fucking gross.
Billy: No way! I had so much to eat for dinner, there's no way I'll be hungry in the morning.
Me: Really? What'd you have?
Billy: Oh man, I had pizza, steak, baked potatoes..
Me: Wow.
Billy: ..and a HUGE glass of milk.
Me: Wow!
Billy: I know right? SO good.
Me:(mumble)That's so fucking gross.
by cynth12 April 1, 2009
