MILF

Mulder I Love to Fuck. Fox Mulder + Dana Scully = Good Stuff
The act of Dana Scully having sex with Fox Mulder and you trying way to hard to imagine it.

"Fox Mulder is my MILF. Oh hell ya."

by Jerbs September 4, 2007

milf

Mom I'd Love Forever, used to cover up for the more commonly used "Mom I'd like to fuck"

*On Friend's Facebook wall*

Friend: Hey I saw your mom, she's a total MILF !
Mom: What does MILF mean?
Son: Uh, Mom I'd Love Forever
Mom: Awwww thats so sweet son !

by sunsaber December 19, 2011

Milf

Meaning mother id like to fuck

Jesus christ, what a milf!!!

by Elmoooooo February 25, 2008

milf

Midget I'd Like (to) Fuck

A smokin' hot midget you really want to have sex with.

- Dude check out that milf over there!
- What?! You think that flabby old hag is a milf?
- No man! Not that old raisin, i mean that sexy midget behind the carriage!
- Dude, that's her daughter
- Ooh...

by fanimej April 5, 2008

Milf

Elliots mum, she is soooo hot. once she said elliots mate was fit, and gave his other mate a bj.

Milf: elliots friend you are sooo fit.
Elliots friend: give me a bj.
Milf: Ok.
Elliot: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

by Kettering September 29, 2008

milf

Stands for 'Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck'. Generally used in internet conversations as a way of winding up your friend.

Tom: Wow, your mom is hot!
Jack: What?
Tom: She's milf!

by Posa-D December 28, 2005

MILF

Acronym standing for "Mother I'd Like to Fuck". Unwise to use in most circumstances.

If your neighbor's fifteen year old daughter has a kid, then no, you are not allowed to refer to her as a MILF

If your mom if really fine looking, no, you are not allowed to refer to her as a MILF

If your best friend gets raped and has a baby, then no, you are not allowed to refer to her as a MILF.

Dude, Brian's mom is a total MILF.

by Alphonze May 31, 2011