milking the goldfish

when you need to one up something that is not one-uppable

milking the goldfish "man, only thing i can do is after that is milk the goldfish" "I couldnt do anything after that display. I just sat there milking the goldfish"

by Awrekt February 11, 2018

Milking Balls

milking balls is just cock and ball torture, but more pleasant

(a text that i was sent earlier by one of my friends):
when you milking balls
it be like
🐄😫💦🍼🤰

by milkthemballsrn September 4, 2019

Milking

adding extra details (true or not) to an explanation or discussion

-man don’t start milking the story, just go straight to the point.

by handle no cap May 27, 2020

Milking the santa

When Santa is too fat for your chimney and he gets stuck so you pull out his tiny dick and start jerking him off all night.

Kim: Santa's stuck in my chimney!
Santa: help!
Kim: *pulls down santas pants*
Santa: wha- what are you doing?
Kim: oh nothing, just milking the Santa!
Santa: oh god!

by Uniaer October 26, 2020

Mileing

The process of running a mile, most commonly associated with running a beer mile or milk mile. The act of beer mileing.

"bro you wanna go beer mileing?"

by pisssinker69 March 26, 2021

milfina

A fine ass MILF

Hey Joe did u see that milfina in the McDonald's drive thru.

by Milfina lover October 11, 2021

Milking machine

When a man bends over with his arms pulled back, holding hands for that extra romance as the woman behind him uses a tube top or some other method to keep her breasts pressed together for the man's dick to lay snug between for her to extract every last drop, going as far as to rim him or suck on his balls to make sure to wring out every drop like a milking machine at a stud farm.

"Hey, Jasmin, I'm sorry I've not been replying. I've been super busy with work and wanted to make it up to you. Are you free for dinner this Friday? I promise to make it up to you." "I've missed you too, baby and don't worry; I'll be your personal milking machine for the whole weekend. Mommy missed her stallion, and I'm not going to rest till your legs give out, and I've gotten every last drop from my good little stud muffin." *Sounds of rubber gloves snapping in the background*

by Curare the defenestrator February 25, 2023