Dutch Land Mine

(noun) An upside-down cup that holds a fart.

(verb) The act of farting in to a cup, then immediately placing it upside down on a table. This action will trap the odor for the unfortunate fool who decides to pick up the cup.

(verb) Grandma is so gross, she dutch land mined Todd yesterday.

(noun) I can't believe that Robert used the dutch land mine to make his coffee.

by GroverSMB October 14, 2009

Mine as well

The term used by morons who don't realize that what they are saying doesn't make sense.

FACEBOOK POST
Guy: "Well, I mine as well go workout before I get too tired"
Friend: "Might* as well"
Guy: "O, yea. I guess that makes more sense"

by Learn English August 30, 2013

miget

FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T SPELL midget!

Guy 1: See that guy? Hes a miget!
Guy 2: wtf is a miget?

by Lizzy October 10, 2003

Minatozaki Sana

Born on Dec 29, one of the cutest yet sexiest person you’ll come across with, Gay Af, Is a member of the South Korean girl group TWICE, one of the Japanese members too, she is funny and adorable and should be taken care of all at times

Friend: Hey who’s the gayest person in Twice?

Me: If you don’t know who it is already you’re a fake Fan, Minatozaki Sana starts being gay the moment she’s awake, yet probably when she’s asleep!

Friend: ... *walks away*

by I_like_sleep November 14, 2019

Yukina Minato

some purple haired bitch from bang dream

“ Did Yukina Minato just fucking get rabies from a cat? “
Yes, she did.

by misakiokusawa August 16, 2020

Violent Sodomy Mine

The Texas penal system, known for one of highest incidence rates of rape among inmates. Could be applied to almost any maximum security prison, especially very large, badly supervised ones.

"Fuck that dude. I don't want to get arrested and sent to the Violent Sodomy Mine. They'll put me on an auction block and sell my mancherry for two cartons of cigarettes!"

by HeySeuss December 9, 2008

Your ass is mine

1. If you cross me again, you WILL die. 2. Your anus belongs to me now.

Greg: You are a terrible kid.
Blastoise: Your ass is mine.

by Greg/Blastoise June 10, 2010