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The Gogurt Method

When you freeze a Gogurt, cut a small hole in the top and use it as a dildo. When it heats up enough and the Gogurt comes out, you are done, because it nutted in you.
Did you hear what that Grant kid did the other night.

Yeah, The Gogurt Method with a whole box!
Was it one at a time or the whole box at once?
That Grant probably did one at a time, but who knows with a kid like that.
by Clamarco's Papachino September 25, 2019
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Middlemass method

The “middlemass” method is a method of using only curry sauce harvested from your local chines as your anal lubricant. side affects of the middlemass method are as follows : Ring sting, Balls of fire and extreme anal pain
“Me and my girlfriend totally did the middlemass method last night
by Dshep2105 October 16, 2020
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Striper Method

The oral sexual act of a "69" only with the man on top.
Joe's wife was upset so his friends suggested that he climb on top and use the Striper Method to cheer her up.
by rgcbub November 8, 2016
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staircase method

Filling in a scantron or similar multiple choice sheet with answers a b c d e a b c d e making it look like a staircase.
1: I'm going to guess on every answer because I don't care about school anymore.

2: Use the staircase method, it'll make guessing twice as fun!
by mbarsh January 1, 2011
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The BENL Method

Having a bent penis and having to rub it against your leg to masturbate
His leg is chaffed , he must be using The BENL Method
by SaltyJoe69 June 7, 2016
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The Goldade Method

Like Onlyfans but in reverse. A situation were you send an innocent girl pictures of your balls every 15 seconds until she pays you $15.99 to stop for a month.
It’s been hard trying to make money with nothing but an ag Ed degree and a creepy mustache so I’ve had to resort to The Goldade Method just to make an income.
by Jermey Sanchez December 17, 2020
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the scooping method

scooping poop into hand, from butthole, so no splashes or sounds are made in public restrooms.
Did you just use a public restroom?
Yeah man but it's ight because I used the scooping method!Good job old chap!
by sfgdfg June 30, 2008
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