bearded mermaid

A group of friends who vacation together to island tropical destinations.

The Bearded Mermaids cruise the Caribbean in search of paradise.

by Shebix July 16, 2017

Chasing the mermaid

The practice of buying two coffees, especially a combination of one small, speciality coffee drink (i.e. "tall skinny vanilla latte") and one large, plain black coffee, with the intent of quickly ingesting (i.e. chugging) the flavored specialty drink for the quick caffeine jolt and then using the larger coffee as a methadone supplement to maintain the caffeine high.

Man, Hart has two Starbucks cups at his desk and he's really jittery, I think he's been chasing the mermaid again.

by The Palumbo February 28, 2011

meris

a supafly girl who is good at everything, including sewing, the guitar, and holding her liquor.

-Dude, did you see that meris? i bet she wails on the guitar.
-No doubt. I want a little meris in my life.

by rhcp2154 January 13, 2009

mermaid

girl who only gives head and not sex

That girl's a mermaid she wouldn't fuck me

by nick fagle December 3, 2009

Fijian Mermaid

The act of using a tazer while in bed so that your partner flops around like a fish out of water, sort of like an electrically assisted donkey punch.

Dude, I was nailing Kim the other night and she wanted to try something different, so I pulled out the tazer and shocked her for a few seconds. She flopped around like a Fijian mermaid.

by Cochise79 July 16, 2006

Meemshkie

A meemshkie, also known as a vagenis or teeny weeny, is simply a miniscule penis commonly found on blonde teenage girls. Most likely, they grow the meemshkie after seeking revenge towards an 'ex-boyfriend'. Girls who carry a meemshkie are usually stupid, bitchy, crazy, and/or somewhat ugly.

Meemshkies can also be pre-existing conditions, which grow throughout puberty.

Joel: Dude, that Amy chick I went out with for like a day TOTALLY has a meemshkie!

Dylan: Gross, haha!

by The Unbreakables August 29, 2007

space mermaid

Mythological creatures typically seen after consuming mass amounts of delicious natty ice, also resulting in not laying the pipe one was very confident in at the begining of the night.

"Dude!" "spacemerms" "Holy shit bro, did you see that fucking space mermaid"?

by chillyfuckingwilly February 17, 2014