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bearded mermaid

A group of friends who vacation together to island tropical destinations.
The Bearded Mermaids cruise the Caribbean in search of paradise.
by Shebix July 16, 2017
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Chasing the mermaid

The practice of buying two coffees, especially a combination of one small, speciality coffee drink (i.e. "tall skinny vanilla latte") and one large, plain black coffee, with the intent of quickly ingesting (i.e. chugging) the flavored specialty drink for the quick caffeine jolt and then using the larger coffee as a methadone supplement to maintain the caffeine high.
Man, Hart has two Starbucks cups at his desk and he's really jittery, I think he's been chasing the mermaid again.
by The Palumbo February 28, 2011
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mermaid

girl who only gives head and not sex
That girl's a mermaid she wouldn't fuck me
by nick fagle December 3, 2009
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Marmalade

a term for a person to indicate they are everything. They are the juice, the fruit, the seeds, the rind. This person is attractive, smart, sexy, kind, funny, talented and nothing else compares.
My boyfriend is marmalade.
by Kiki Montaparte May 18, 2011
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Fijian Mermaid

The act of using a tazer while in bed so that your partner flops around like a fish out of water, sort of like an electrically assisted donkey punch.
Dude, I was nailing Kim the other night and she wanted to try something different, so I pulled out the tazer and shocked her for a few seconds. She flopped around like a Fijian mermaid.
by Cochise79 July 16, 2006
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space mermaid

Mythological creatures typically seen after consuming mass amounts of delicious natty ice, also resulting in not laying the pipe one was very confident in at the begining of the night.
"Dude!" "spacemerms" "Holy shit bro, did you see that fucking space mermaid"?
by chillyfuckingwilly February 17, 2014
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mermaid

A half-fish, half-human female who is very sexy and has a beautiful voice. Reminiscent of ancient Greek legends of Sirens or sea women who, with their sweet voices, would lure sailors to their deaths on rocky shores.
I met a hot mermaid chick who gave me the best blowjob I ever had.
by urban pervert June 10, 2003
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