Pervin Mervin

A phrase used to describe discreet female masturbation.

An act of rubbing ones vagina on another object discreetly.

It is not believe that an orgasm can be reached when Pervin Mervin, but rumours have been heard of rare occasions where this may happen.

I caught her Pervin Mervin on the Rocking horse..
Have you seen Lucy? She's probably Pervin Merivn somewhere.

by TheRandom One June 14, 2017

Marking my territory

The act of of masterbaiting and ejaculating on and object, thing, or person.

Hey Travass, Im Marking my territory all over Meegan.
Im marking my territory in your bathroom.

by TravisLikesMen January 16, 2011

Merrin

And incredibly smart and amazing girl with a smile that could make your day a great one. She is beautiful beyond comparison aswell as a meme queen. she also loves animals. Don't ever let her go

Your girlfriend is amazing!

"Yeah I know she's Merrin"

by Thezucc November 8, 2016

lemon meringue

When a guy is fucking someone, comes inside them, stays in until he gets soft, and then pees in them.

Man, he was so drunk when we were doin' it last night, total lemon meringue before I could roll him off of me!

by mochakitty May 23, 2004

merkilo

One who is admin abused

After the admin slapped him 15 times, he was branded a Merkilo.

by Guan Yu January 30, 2005

Markinsons Disease

Noun: A disease similar to Parkinsons, named after Mark G, from Westcliff in Essex. The disease is characterised by boughts of idiocy; an inability to focus; clumsiness; things breaking from the other side of the room; not knowing when it's your turn in Risk. Potentially fatal if not treated.

Often found in combination with Markolepsy after consumption of Markotics

"Mark!!! Mark!!! It's your turn, fool. Go and sort your Markinsons Disease out!"

by Michael A A February 7, 2008

merken

A pubic wig. Fake mons hair.

Her merken was infested with lice.

by typical August 14, 2003