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Melbourne

Absolute shithole, you can find it in Victoria, and because its in pom land there are lots of stabbings shootings and Rangas out to steal your sunscreen, to much fucking traffic, it takes 4 hours to get to fucking maccas and even thats just 4 km away, absolute shithole, once again full of pigmies
Guy 1: should we go to Melbourne

Guy 2: fuck that shithole lets go to the middle of fucking nowhere
by Mika Job October 22, 2020
mugGet the Melbournemug.

miss north melbourne

This term can only be explained by a picture .... a picture you will have to ask me for because UrbanDictionary won't let me upload it .... but rest assured the bloke to whom this term refers, knows well and truly it's him .... Yug .... this one's for you ;)
I got this awesome postcard with Miss North Melbourne on it
by Hey...Yug...its.. Jig December 19, 2024
mugGet the miss north melbournemug.

Upholstery Cleaning Melbourne

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Fresh Upholstery Cleaning Melbourne offers fabric or leather couch cleaning, fabric protection and stain removal services aross Melbourne.
by Upholstey Cleaning Melbourne September 9, 2021
mugGet the Upholstery Cleaning Melbournemug.

Took the Barry Way to Melbourne

(Saying/Phrase) To do something the hard way/make something more complicated.
"Oliver spelt 'Kronk' like 'Cronque', bro took the Barry Way to Melbourne.
by notoliverbatson June 4, 2024
mugGet the Took the Barry Way to Melbournemug.

Melbourne meat curtain

A gaping hole very dry and never seen by man. "Cara needs to have sex, her Melbourne meat curtain is so obvious"
by Bacon lover April 21, 2013
mugGet the Melbourne meat curtainmug.

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