Ryan Melbourne

A really hot guy with a really big penis! All the girls are drooling over him because of his stunning hot looks and beautiful big penis! hes a chill, cool man that everyone can be friends with. Ryan is the best person u will ever meet. hes so amazing and hot.

“I love Ryan Melbourne”

by fact_teller April 30, 2022

melbourne

town that is little and pretty

man Melbourne is such a beautiful little town

by han bells September 30, 2022

boxing day - melbourne

a day when all white melbournians go to the zoo and don’t let anyone see the animals

boxing day - melbourne is when whites don’t let people see animals

by Ughnoonehastgisname December 20, 2019

Melbourne Eyebrow

The sexual act of one man ejaculating onto the forehead of another and allowing it to dribble into the eye.

Lucky he took out that eyebrow piercing; the Melbourne eyebrow he just got would have gummed it right up.

by Zog 69 April 1, 2016

Melbourne

To Melbourne is to change your opinions fast and without warning. Like the Melbourne weather.

"Man he is such a Melbourne"

by Bman111 November 30, 2016