Dorm Meeting

Epic waste of time; pointless and redundant

Wow, that 45 minute dorm meeting about how to make my bed was an absolute waste of my time.

by Byrd Carter May 9, 2011

Curiosity meeting

The first non-date date when you meet someone in person for the first time that you have met via an online dating service.

So I’ve been talking to this girl / guy on an online dating site and we’ve got a curiosity meeting tonight.

by YesItsReal August 31, 2017

Side Meeting

When people are gossiping in the office

Ypu better stop having these side meetings and come together as a Team.

by Flint Chitown connection June 12, 2018

toolbox meeting

Essentially a meeting where some pompous egotistical twat of a manager gets you into work outside of hours to download a bunch of rubbish information you probably already know.

Man I had to attend a toolbox meeting for work this morning. We’ve talked about the same safety issues 4 weeks in a row now.

by ellieamee November 5, 2019

have a meeting with the governor

take a shit, go to the bathroom and cannot be bothered, important business

Wife: where are you going?
Man: Don't bother me i have a meeting with the governor.

by wacokid September 26, 2010

menage a meeting

Meeting with three parties of differing opinions, Hopefully pleasant and not contentious,

I have an onsite "menage a meeting" with the SC-Public Utility and the City of Lethargy and I hope everyone decides to play nice.

by oceanswimmer January 13, 2011

Stand up meeting

A meeting where the people are forced to stand, with an idea of keeping the meeting short.

Ironic, since its the manager that makes it a stand up AND controls how long the meeting is.
Mostly used to exert physical control over employees.

"Christ on a stick! He spent 30 minutes explaining his two paragraph email."
"Yeah, and he had the balls to make it a stand up meeting."

by DevoutOccamist March 28, 2017