macolyte

A slavish devotee of all things Mac and Apple, to the point of being without reason in the face of clear and incontrovertible evidence.

"our CTO is a total macolyte. he says the ata drive is superior to all others!"

by Zwinka February 20, 2015

malcolmism

believing in malcolm from don't hug me i'm scared

Friend: So what's your religion?
Me: Malcolmism!

by yousayfrickisayheck February 8, 2019

Malcolm

Malcolm is a kind and adventurous person. He will never let you down and is very determined. They are very athletic. He is cheeky, yet very generous. Malcolms are funny and have a very fun and care - free vibe to them. He might not show it often, but Malcolms care for you very much. He will always put you in a good mood.

Tom: Have you seen that guy over there climbing up the school?

Josh: Yeah, he must be a Malcolm! Always getting himself into trouble, but I heard he’s a great friend.

by Ambrie_x August 12, 2019

ManCold

A particularly virulent strain of rhinovirus that incapacitated men and deuces them to whimpering trolls. It is 100% survivable for men. There are no survivability statistics for women due to the fact that any female that contracts the ManCold dies within hours.

I had a ManCold last week and I couldn’t get our bed for three days. My old lady caught it, we’re burying her tomorrow.

by 'da hammer January 29, 2020

malcolm

malcolm is name given to voluptious men which give russians a quick happy time

some russian guy: he comrade look over there that guys quite a malcolm

by dr.smirnov April 22, 2021

aaron maycock

Aaron maycock is the simpiest person u wil ever meet. He will do anything for a girl that he likes. If u don’t like him back he will call u a bitch, but if you do, your in luck

Aaron Maycock is a really cool dude

by Mollie stronger October 20, 2020

malcolm

A really good guy. Has lots of friends. Gets laid all the time. Gets in trouble at clubs once in a blue moon. Woman magnate. Eveybody loves this guy. Always at the popular scale. Has a GREAT LIFE.

You will be GLAD u met this guy!

Malcolm: Hey wasup?

Girl: Hey wana have a threesome with my girlfriend and play COD after with the guys.

Malcolm: Ok:D

by king malmal July 19, 2011