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mathematics

n.
1) A mind-altering form of logic and proof, practiced and developed largely by nerds and geeks, having its origins in prehistory. That study of logic in which simple ideas such as number, line, point or symmetry are used and combined to describe the properties of number, point, line, plane and symmetry.

Subjects within a modern mathematics degree might include selected topics from;

Number Theory: the analysis of why not all numbers are like the number 1.

Calculus: Differential calculus is the study of how to find the slope of a single point while integral calculus is the study of how to add up infinite quantities of numbers and obtain a single finite number as a result.

Topology: The study of how coffee cups are actually quite similar to doughnuts.

Mathematics as a form of mental kung fu is used extensively in all the sciences and in business and trade, it is at the heart of all technical progress. The average person uses mathematics, for example, to locate bargains in shopping malls by simply looking at a few numerals on a price tag.
Hey Cuthberton, did I tell you that I used some kickass zen master mathematics to calculate which mathgirl I would ask out to the science fair?
by Costa Del Barto June 25, 2006
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Mathnet

The method that the heads of the Faculty of Mathematics at the Technion use to torture the first year students.
It's an 'innovative' way to submit calculus homework, without needing anyone to check them. The poor students get about 1-2 sheets of homework a week. They usually concentrate on this hw while neglecting the rest of their courses. Thus causing big gaps of understanding in those courses, not to mention on calculus since those homeworks don't really help, (nobody actually does all of them without cheating anyway).
-Did you here they published 2 more sheets in Mathnet?
-Oh shit, we just submitted 2 yesterday!
by gilette June 11, 2006
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Mate. Why you talking to him? He's a proper mather.
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A Mathew is awesome
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beer mathematics

Used to define a person's inability to count (particularly beers) when intoxicated.
Guy 1: How many beers have I got?
Guy 2: You've got 2. You drunk 2
Guy 1: But I had 4
Guy 2: I know. you drank 2, and you've got 2 left
Guy 1: So there's 2 empty ones left, and 2 unempty ones?
Guy 2: What the hell is unempty?
Guy 3: XD I fucking love beer mathematics
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mathieson

Wow that’s a real Mathieson
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mathderbait

mathderbait is a term use to debate over math. If you having an annoying math fight with that annoying ass person that thinks there all right you would be in a mathderbaitION situation.
Guy#1:I hate when guy#3 thinks hes always right in math class
Guy#2: yeah he always gets everyone in the class to mathderbait which takes forever!
by PEN15LAKE August 19, 2012
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