sparx maths

you think hegarty maths is bad try sparx its much worse so much worse

your sparx maths is not due till friday but you still havent started it (proceeds to get bullied by the teacher for the whole lesson

by mrenyclopedia67465747 November 17, 2021

2+2=4-1=3 Quick Maths

A common fraise for easy math, often used by 10 year olds still dabbing and flossing thinking their cool

Basically defining a simple math statement

Kindergartener: Math, what does that mean?

Big Shaq: 2+2=4-1=3 Quick Maths

by bign00b June 6, 2019

Maths

The Improper way of spelling /saying "Math". British people use it because the queen taught them. "Math" sounds better than "Maths" and if you do say the latter, you are VERY stupid because "Math" is ONE THING. A SUBJECT.

Brit:Im going off to maths now! Pip Pip Cheerio!
*Smart guy Shoots off Brit's Kneecap*
Smart Guy: You're an idiot. Im gonna make sure you do not contaminate the rest of the world by saying "Maths"!
*Smart guy shoots off Brit's balls*
Brit: Ill hang myself after Maths Cl...
*Smart Guy fires the rest of the clip into Brit's head*

by Sam Douglas July 18, 2005

Mathsterbate

To require kleenex after mathematical gratification

Sophia helped Luke mathsterbate, then swallowed his cummulative frequency

by Tom and Sarah May 30, 2006

Maths

Ironically hated by most def. writers, because without maths, there would be no urbandictionary, no internet, and no computers...

Still, it's one of the most pointless subjects in the world...

2+2 is 5, 5+5 is 15 3+3 is 97,800,678

by PulpDood August 26, 2005

maths

Absolutley crap its the worst thing ever i mean in real life why would you need to know about x or y its a load of shite

O my god we got maths today
Oh no its sooooooo borin

by bby lou xxx January 27, 2007

Maths

One of the weapons of mass-torture (WMT) that teachers have up their sleeves, only useful if you wanna become an engineer or doctor or something fancy like that. Maths is known to bore the poor students who study it to the point of depression-induced suicide. It can pay the bills though.

I plan to become an artist so I don't see how studying Maths at A-level will do me any good.

by Captain Capable July 18, 2011