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Mathieu

A gorgeous male from Switzerland.
He's nice, with an incredibly cute smile, hot abs, and adorable French accent.
He speaks more than one language.
girl 1 - "OMG! Look, look, look, it's Mathieu!"
girl 2 - *SQUEAL* "he is so freakin' HOT!
by American Admirer November 15, 2010
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Matisse

Matisse, the best person in the world. She is beautiful inside and out, her smile lights up the world and her small eyes bring a smile to your face. She has eyebrows that are slayed to the Gods and highlight that always be popping. Her personality bangs, she acts all shy but when you get to know her she bare weird and crazy but that's cute when it not annoying.
Guy 1: Wasn't Matisse slaying today.
Guy 2: Yh, don't you have a girl though
GUy 1: Matisse makes all other girls irrelevan
by .YourDad. July 17, 2016
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Mathias

A Sexy Ass White Kid Who Attracts All The Girls . Known For Being Great In Bed. Very Atletic And Never Is Ass At Ball
That White Boy Over There Is Mathias . He Has The Whole Package
by bigdaddymathias January 12, 2017
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Mathila

Pronounced Muh-Till-La.
She is a beautiful girl who doubts herself. She is very nice and extremely loyal once you become her close friend. She will always be there for you and offer you advice when you're feeling down. She likes to be called panda ;) and LOVES a certain boy nicknamed xDuty. She's very stubborn and is very sociable (even if she doesn't admit it). She's very fun to hang out with and is also extremely cute and AMAZING <3
Person 1: Woah she's so cute

Person 2: She must be a Mathila, dude.
by Shattered Stars January 25, 2019
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Maths Teachers

A collective name for a group of people who can't teach shit. Our recent studies have found that 46.3% of people taught by maths teachers are dumb shits.
Kid 1: aren't maths teachers such dumb shits. They can't teach for their lives!

Kid 2: i know right! I don't know anything 'cause this teacher is so shit. What is 2+2? How would I know!
by US Scientist Institution February 14, 2019
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Bad maths

This term has come from the study of fractals. To simplify, fractals and self similarity are the geometric principals that can be found throughout nature and indeed the universe as a common blueprint of growth. Things often appear aesthetically pleasing or beautiful because they are mathematically/geometrically perfect. The term 'bad maths' refers to something that is not aesthetically pleasing and out of sync with the universe.
Someone tells an awful joke and there is silence, this is 'bad maths'.

A large woman is seen in the front window of a restaurant eating alone, dribbling chicken fat down her fat fucking face 'that is bad maths'.

Boy likes girl, girl likes boy, boy gets lucky, goes home with girl, girl has penis.. the unverse is not working in an aesthetically pleasing way.. bad maths.
by The Bionic Fox November 24, 2011
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mathesque

mathesque is an adjective meaning to have very math like qualities, usually a negative thing
Kevin: so how's math homework going?

Kat: very mathesque

Kevin: gross
by RejectedWeIrDo April 22, 2011
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