The Footy Match

When Your depressed The Footy Match Helps

Just The Footy Match

by CreatureDragon March 1, 2021

skill based matchmaking

Skill based matchmaking is a term which refers to either players in a video game who are queued into a game with people of the same skill, or two people who are equally skilled or equal in some way which is usually used in a negative manner.

“You are in skill based matchmaking with Lucy, you are both so ugly.”

by Gggfdd January 12, 2023

bong match

A match of jenkins (paper, rock, scissors) that decides the order in which you have a bong.
This game is usually played by stoners.

I could really go a bong. Bong Match?
Hey, who won the last bong match?

by Darbs May 22, 2005

Selling Matches

An incognito way to tell a guy that their zipper is open. And insult them at the same time.

"Hey Billy. Are you selling matches?"

by JimmyRK October 30, 2016

perfect match

could mean that there are two people that care about each other very much and they would do everything for each other

Friend: Hey Grace you and Alex look like the perfect match

Grace and Alex: thank you

by Wolfpup4478 September 22, 2020

Kentucky Tennis Match

A sex position commonly involving two males, where the dominant male takes a fat shit into the other males ass. The other male then proceeds to shoot the shit back into the dominant males ass, and the process continues back and forth, until the shit misses an asshole.

“I am totally gay for Kevin Hart. If I was ever in a relationship with him, we would Kentucky Tennis Match.”

by RealKevinHartFan69 January 13, 2019

struck match

term used by damon wayans to describe a really, really black person.

that african looks like a struck match

by burt kammersson August 23, 2003